http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5775802 Some funny stuff: Miami Dolphins Nick Saban may be a godsend, but we're still not sure if the Dolphins are better at passing the football or a drug test.
New York Giants Despite several free-agent maneuvers, the Giants' defense is worse in coverage than Paris Hilton's fashion consultant. That one was great.
Atlanta Falcons How much confidence can be generated by quarterback Ron Mexico when backup Matt Schaub was considered an untouchable in trade talks? The line about the Jets is classic.