You are walking by yourself down the sidewalk of a mostly deserted street when you are approached by a man who puts a gun to your head and escorts you through the door of the nearest business. The business turns out to be an empty tattoo parlor. The man tells you that you have two choices, you can get a tattoo of a word on your face, any word of 5 or more letters on any visible location on your face, or you can die immediately. Assuming you aren't some sort of commando that can disarm the person, and assuming you are not someone who would rather die than get a tattoo on his face, what word do you choose, what location do you choose, and why?
I would choose the word “Honor”, down the corner of my eye, down my cheek in small font. This way I can tell everyone I was a bad ass gangster at one time in my life, when in reality I was a coward, who needed a change of underwear and didn’t want to die. Maybe then I can get to see Annie’s Boobs!
Is he paying for the tattoo or do I also have to foot the fucking bill? Does it have to be a word? If not I might go full crazy and get a small pony or something. Doubles up in the business world - caring individual and trustworthy and on the streets - you gonna fuck with a guy that has a small animal tattooed on their face?
I'll just go with "Vacant" across my forehead. If we can grow a beard after I could just go with Grand Dude on my jaw line and then never shave again. I would go with Grump Pa but my son in law dad already took that name.
Chinese language symbols. Always look more bad ass plus you can tell different people different meanings based on the social situation - group of dudes: "it means never broken. I got it when I was infiltrating the Triad as we oversaw shipments in the South China Sea" impressing a lady "It loosely means worldliness. Its a real passion of mine to explore the world and engage in new cultures. I got it in Mandarin because I spent some time there studying the affects of petroleum consumption on the panda population and I was able to learn the language pretty quickly"
I’m going with “No filter” so when people give me that offended look I can just say “Didn’t you read the warning? “
