http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/32933/caption-this-sanchez-and-schotty I would love to see everyone's captions to this....once i saw it i thought, "I need to put this on theganggreen." hahahaha let em ride!
Sanchez: Brian, I was thinkin, next time we are 3rd and manageable, lets throw a pass well past the sticks. Schottenheimer: Why the hell would we do that?
Offensive Coordinator Brian Schottenheimer and Quarterback Mark Sanchez have a conversation on the sidelines
Schotty: "Dude, we're almost at the half and we don't have a fucking first down yet." El Guapo: "Yeah I know, but God Damn.... look at that chick in Row 17."
mark you see what i'm doing, i'm eyefucking you. this is what you do to the receiver you're goign to throw to at the LOS. awkward isn't it?
Schotty: "Dude, forget about that chick in Row 17. WE DON'T HAVE A FIRST DOWN YET and you're making me look like shit." El Guapo: "You looked like shit long before I got here. Damn, what a set she has. I'm goin' over there at the half."
Sanchez: "Don't fucking talk to me bro. I don't need to hear the same play again." Schotty: "What's your problem?"
"Remember when our offensive line and running backs were so dominant that we could eat hot dogs and nobody really noticed how much you and I suck. Good times." "Sure were, Mark. They sure were."
Sanchez: Can we switch it up a little? Not have 3 guys line up in the same spot and then run the same pattern? Schotty: Well if you're going to stare down your target I want the defense guessing as to who you're going to throw it too. Sanchez: It doesn't matter though, half the time my passes get dropped no matter who I throw it too. Schotty: Yeah but we have to keep them guessing anyway. Sanchez: Who? My receivers? Schotty: Everybody, we have to keep everybody guessing.
"Jets Quarterback and Offensive Coordinator clearly see eye to eye on how an NFL offense is supposed to operate."
Schotty, "Okay, we havent had a 1st down in 4 series. 3&3, direct snap to LT, run a 4 yard comeback, 1st down, kid" Sanchez, "Da fuck you still got a job for?"
Sanchez: Is this the greatest thread ever in the history of TGG? Schotty: No, no it's not. What is the opposite of greatest thread ever in the history of TGG? It's that.
