Even if you follow with a "not a homo," anyone who answers the original question with the name of a Jet while professing to be straight is indeed of the alternative persuasion.
jamesderth and a young boy were walking into the dark woods when the boy says 'this is scary'. jamesderth says 'you think you're scared? i gotta walk outta here alone. hey kid, who do you think is the cutest jet?'