If each meeting must begin five minutes before it is scheduled to begin, then a scheduled 1:00 meeting must actually start at 12:55. But the moment this meeting becomes a 12:55 meeting, Coughlin requires that it actually start at 12:50 and so forth. Thus the Giants can never hold a meeting based on the accepted laws of spacetime in the universe we occupy. Perhaps Coughlin is actually holding his meetings in the hypothetical world of the Forms, where he and Plato believe that an ideal and timely meeting can exist? Or maybe the giants are just lazy, late-to-meeting losers and frauds?:smile: :breakdance: :breakdance: :breakdance:
The reason Coughlin does that early meeting stuff is to make him seem like a hard ass general when, in reality, he has no idea what is going on.
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Actually the real paradox is that Coughlin was sent into a losing situation by being forced to deal with players like Strahan, Barber, Shockey and Burress. All good players, don't get me wrong, but Coughlin was never able to bring his guys in and ship troublemakers out. This did not allow him to establish a firm disciplined team culture. Look at what the Jets did. After Mangini was hired, one of the first thing they did was jetison Mawae and Abraham.
