Coach Ryan Gets an Unwelcome Visitor

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  1. firemanedjr

    firemanedjr Active Member

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    From the always genius KSK
    Coach Ryan Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

     
  2. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    I actually just find it lame... always have from day 1... :S

    Guess I'm not in tune with this kind of american humour...
     
  3. concussion80

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    I fucking love these!!
     
  4. firemanedjr

    firemanedjr Active Member

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    They make me want to headbutt a wall and wrestle an alligator. The scary thing is, I don't think his actual locker room speeches are too far off.
     
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    Killllllllllllll!
     
  6. Hemi

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    They are starting to get stale.
     
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    hahahhaha, that is classic, I just hope that is really our teams mentality, cuz if it is, teams will be afraid to play us for years to come.
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The whole thing is worth this line:

     
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    Yeah the Edwards line was awesome, they would be a lot funnier if they were half as long as they are now.
     
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    Ryan: And Braylon Edwards, your new nickname is Roy Williams! BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!


    thats good shit
     
  11. greenbeanz

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    matador!!!!!!! tamed the pussybull!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. BadgerOnLSD

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    "And Braylon Edwards, your new nickname is Roy Williams! BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!"

    I'll defend Braylon but that's just funny.
     
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    I love these things. Seriously, I can't stop this subtle, consistent laugh every time I read through one of these.
     
  14. Br4d

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    The first one was as funny as sports humor gets. Everything since then has been formulaic with a few bright spots. Asking Sanchez to castrate the tiger revived it a bit but it's still the same idea repeated over and over.

    That said: I hope the Jets are thinking KIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!! on Sunday.
     
  15. pats-hater

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    They're way too long for me.

    Cliff notes would be superb.
     
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    Lol @ 'they got their eyes open and their cocks up'.
     
  17. nyscene911

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    Same here. which is why I crack up whenever I read them...
     
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    ..................:rofl2:
     
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    can smell the gay on his skin is another classic line
     
  20. AlioTheFool

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    Not as funny as the original, but funny nonetheless.

    And I'm with Badger. I'll defend Edwards, but that line was funny.
     

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