Can our corners hold Moss to only 5 touchdowns? (Pats Anti-Karma)

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think we all know the preseason ruse that Belichick has been playing on our hapless CS, so knowing this, how many Meter Maids will Randy run over on Sunday? I'm saying 6 TDs, plus he will actually pull his pants down and wipe his ass on our goal post.

    Pats - 69 (because we know how BB likes to rub it in)
    Jets - present and accounted for
     
  2. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    Ouch. I certainly agree, The Class Act, Randy Moss, will embarrass the Pats at some point this season. Whether that embarrassment presents itself in bare ass form remains yet to be seen. I predict/hope that he'll just suck.
     
  3. MayoGate

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    I don't think any WR scores TDs.. Pats will score one TD, and that's by the fullback Heath Evans.. Moss will play horrible and be a liabilty:smile:
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Thank you for being so kind, but we know that Heath Evans will have at least 3 touchdowns.
     
  5. MayoGate

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    Now that I think about.. He'll have 3 fumbles, and negative 15 yards..
     
  6. supersonic

    supersonic Well-Known Member

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    Look for Wes Welker to show his worth. He will have a career day against the Jets torching our secondary for a 200 yard day and with 2 touchdowns and a two point conversion reception.
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Stop talking about Thomas Jones like that, he is meager and a workman, but I think he'll only had 2 fumbles.
     
  8. MayoGate

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    T.Jones will shred the Pats D with over 200 yrds rushing and 4 TDs..
     
  9. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    donte stallwerth has 98 speed n madden
     
  10. supersonic

    supersonic Well-Known Member

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    In an incredible feat Brady goes 8/8 against the Jets with 8 TDs and 800 yards 0 INTs for a perfect 158.33 QB rating.
     
  11. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    I agree with you and not just this week, all year. He will end up with better stats then Moss or Stallworth when the season is done.
     
  12. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    You guys are nuts, they aren't even going to have to pass. Dive left to Maroney all day for 285 yrds and 6 TD's.
     
  13. MayoGate

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    J. Vilma hits brady so hard his face mask gets twisted, sending brady to be out for the rest of the season.. Cassell comes in.. well, you'll know the rest.. :breakdance:
     
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    Cassell comes in for Brady and sets NFL record for TD's thrown in a single game. And all in one half of football!! :breakdance:
     
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    The Patriots are going to rip us a new one. This Sunday is all set for a bloodbath of epic green and white proportions. It's not that I think the Jets will lose, that's a given, it's that I think we'll be so thoroughly embarrassed that our will to play will be broken for the rest of the season. We simply cannot handle the fire power the Patriots are going to be bringing, my only hope is that Eric comes to some sort of understanding with Yahweh, aka Bill Belichick, and he eases off the accelerator down the stretch.

    Patriots - 52
    Chumps in Green - 2 ... Brady lays one down for us in pity.
     
  16. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    I just got back from the future (thanks doc) and the organization has now changed their names to the New England Mosses after he became the first NFL player to throw himself a touchdown. Are you feeling Randy?
     
  17. MayoGate

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    Mangini out coaches BB, that he quits on the spot and becomes the Jets PR director..
     
  18. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Jets suck. They just cant compete with the far-superior Patriots.

    Brady throws for 480 yds and 7 TDs

    Pats 97
    Jets -2
     
  19. BookEndTackles 72&79

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    24 hours later BB will resign as the PRD of the NYJ.
     
  20. MayoGate

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    With notes in hand.. Good One:lol:
     

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