Al Gores of the NFL

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Fleming, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. Fleming

    Fleming New Member

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    We've won less than almost every franchise in the NFL. I'm not counting the '69 Bowl as most of us weren't even alive for that. We've won less division titles than just about any other NFL team and we've picked in the top 10 of the draft for half or more of the years I've been alive.

    We draft pathetically from Kyle Brady to Lame Jones to DeWayne "the bowling ball with knives" Robertson.

    We celebrate fans like Bob Jensen and Ira from Staten Island who have no lives and no perspective.

    We get sucked into to thinking we're Super Bowl caliber by the likes of The POst and the Newark Star Ledger every single year.

    We've had a parade of head coaches so silly, inept and incompetent that they make the people who run New Jersey look good.

    One of our most visible and popular fans is a moron who spells the team name out like a mental patient and who used to be a Dolphin fan until he figured out a way to make a few scheckels pretending to be a Jet fan.

    We're teaching our kids to be losers and to have fake expectations disguised as "optimism" or "diehard fan support"

    We listen to idiots like Greg Buttle and Mark Cannizarro who tell us that this mess can be turned around very quickly.

    We are losers and so is our sad little franchise.
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    So stop being a Jets fan. If you don't, then any frustration you suffer is your own fault, and you have no reason to complain.
     
  3. GreenMachine

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    The raiders need a few good fans... any takers?
     
  4. Imagesrdecieving

    Imagesrdecieving Well-Known Member

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    uh yeah - and tell Gore that it was Jets fans that created the internet!
     
  5. luckiestman

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    weve been exciting since Tuna got here, i dont get why everyone seems like they live with nurse ratchet
     
  6. Fleming

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    I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO COMPLAIN. THIS TEAM IS A NIGHTMARE RUN BY INCOMPETENTS AND SUPPORTED BY IGNORANT DOPES LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO STOP ROOTING FOR MY TEAM.
     
  7. GreenMachine

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    Give Me a T.. Give a R.. Give me an O.. Give a L.. Give me a L...


    What's that spell???
     
  8. DonnieBaseball23

    DonnieBaseball23 Active Member

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    Isn't that why we stay with this team? That no matter what happens with this franchise, we still stay loyal and bleed Gang Green?

    :jets:
     
  9. Fleming

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    You know what, junior? I'm tired of it. All this homer garbage when our ship is obviously sinking while we sign Kimo Von Ollhafderopiuhio and you're all honeydripping like its all just a walk in the mall. We stink and no Magini and no #4 draft picks gonna change that.

    We've even got a clown in here who thinks we'll need an extra first rounder next year to move up for Brady Quinn. Son, when you are as bad as we are you don't need to move no higher.

    I want you to dispute just one of those facts I laid out. The Jets are the dregs of the NFL.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think you need some Paxil.
     
  11. Pride

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    Actually its Von Oelhoffen
     
  12. Amaru

    Amaru Well-Known Member

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    I agree.

    Seriously though man, I understand your need to vent, so I forgive you for this thread. You really should try optimism for a bit though. I think you will enjoy life a lot more.
     
  13. Pride

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    I get made fun by my friends 4 being a Jets fan, I thought i was safe on gang green
     
  14. rufusrjones

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    To quote south park somebody needs to rinse the sand out of his vag***
     
  15. Pride

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    :lol: :rofl2: :grin: :breakdance: :)
     
  16. Fleming

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    Meet the old boss, same as the new boss.

    Ignorance and apathy are the enemies of progress.

    If it take Paxil for some of you to understand, I suggest you try it.
     
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    Kimo is a vet who can teach our young team... But since I am JUNIOR.. I would not know anything about showing the young ones a thing or two...
     
  18. Pride

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    I really dont know what the purpose of this thread was other than you venting. What do you want us to do?
     
  19. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Being a life long Jets fan, I suffered through...
    a) Grade School
    b) Junior High
    c) High School
    d) College
    e) The Work Place
    f) The After Life
    That's why I've been reincarnated as a bug. At this rate, I'll never reach Nirvana - but I'll keep trying. Hehehe.
     
  20. Amaru

    Amaru Well-Known Member

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    It's not really up to the fans how the organization is run, so I would actually rather be ignorant and optimistic. It beats bitching and complaining about something you can't do anything about.
     

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