Twas the night before Jetsmas...

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  1. Mantana Soss

    Mantana Soss Active Member

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    I've done a couple of these on the nights before Opening Day, so I'll keep the tradition.


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    Twas the night before Jetmas, when at the team's hotel,
    Brett Favre is itching for another season, ready to excel.

    He thinks twice about this season's decision,
    and if it'll turn out... as he envisioned.

    The scoutings reports are double checked by Eric Mangini,
    It's confirmed: Chad still has an arm of Linguini.

    Yes, our friend James Chadwick Pennington, doomed to Miami,
    Already sweating our blitz, his hands getting clammy.

    Mike Tannenbaum tosses and turns in bed - not yet asleep,
    If these signings don't pan out, the price will be steep.

    Thomas Jones wonders if his job in danger,
    To Neon Leon, instant game changer

    Laveranues Coles weeps yet again for his teal-wearing friend,
    Jerricho tells him to get it together, it's come to an end.

    The starting line sits together playing poker,
    1500 pounds of QB protection, none mediocre.

    Woody sleeps soundly, dreaming of dollar signs
    As he organizes his PSL checks in neat little lines.

    Mike Nugent wonders if he can make the kick,
    He thinks about ice water veins, and skin more thick.

    David Harris sits with a look, slick as a jackal's,
    Knowing he's going to lead the league in tackles.

    Bryan Thomas sips his lemonade
    Knowing just how much he's overpaid.

    David Bowens sits smiling and feeling blessed,
    Proud of the C he now wears on his chest.

    For our 53 players, the future looks bright,
    Merry Jetsmas to all, and to all a good night.

     
    #1 Mantana Soss, Sep 7, 2008
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  2. PinPointPenning10

    PinPointPenning10 Well-Known Member

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    Awesome. :up:
     
    #2 PinPointPenning10, Sep 7, 2008
  3. CleanFernandez

    CleanFernandez New Member

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    A masterpiece by mantana soss aka the kaser, good job, ur a poet and u dont even no it.
     
    #3 CleanFernandez, Sep 7, 2008
  4. Bill Belicheat

    Bill Belicheat New Member

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    Hahahaha Niceee
     
    #4 Bill Belicheat, Sep 7, 2008
  5. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    haha *thumbs up*

    good job man
     
    #5 Poeman, Sep 7, 2008
  6. NewestJetFan

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    Nice Job.!!!
     
    #6 NewestJetFan, Sep 7, 2008
  7. zoobooz

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    Friggin' Sweet
     
    #7 zoobooz, Sep 7, 2008
  8. nyjetsrule

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    good work Mantana!! great stuff, love the Bowens line fits perfectly. I'm just so excited, I can not wait to get this game started
     
    #8 nyjetsrule, Sep 7, 2008
  9. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    and then on the roof there arose such a clatter

    it sounded like pennington about to get splater

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    and brady far off kneeled by his bed

    and thanked god he had 7 more days to enjoy a concusion free head
     
    #9 Footballgod214, Sep 7, 2008
  10. glenn212

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    Tony and Bill
    Went up the hill
    to fetch an decent QB

    Chad fell down
    and had a big frown
    and Miami went 2 and 14
     
    #10 glenn212, Sep 7, 2008
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    Lmfao now that's classic.
     
    #11 #17 with a bullet, Sep 7, 2008
  12. jixxjr

    jixxjr Well-Known Member

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    Thank you. I always look forward to your "Night before Jetsmas" Keep up the good work!!! :beer:
     
    #12 jixxjr, Sep 7, 2008
  13. TommyGreen

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    Another Jetsmas, another gem.

    Ah, it's been a LONG offseason.
     
    #13 TommyGreen, Sep 7, 2008
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    thankyouuuuuu
     
    #14 624, Sep 7, 2008
  15. The Dark Knight

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    Awesome! Classic! :beer:

    Let the games begin! :beer:
     
    #15 The Dark Knight, Sep 7, 2008
  16. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    The itsty bitsy Penny
    Went down to Mi-am-i
    Down flew the Jets and
    They sacked him mercilessly

    Out came Jon Beck
    Penny tore his acl
    and Miami and it's fans
    find themselves right back in hell
     
    #16 Jets81, Sep 7, 2008
  17. luvdemjets1998

    luvdemjets1998 New Member

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    :up: Now the season can begin. Lets go Jets
     
    #17 luvdemjets1998, Sep 7, 2008
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  18. macbk

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    QFT. (filler)
     
    #18 macbk, Sep 7, 2008
  19. Namath2Kolber

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    Well done, sir. The Bryan Thomas line was the best.
     
    #19 Namath2Kolber, Sep 7, 2008
  20. Dan

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    Excellent!!
     
    #20 Dan, Sep 7, 2008
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