No way, Brady will throw at least 10 touchdowns...all to Moss. Also, this is the year Brady becomes a mobile QB. He's been hiding it for all of his career, but now, he's going to unleash his secret speed on the AFC's defenses and dominate even more.
5 Touchdowns?!?! We'll be lucky to hold him to 8. We are clearly overmatched by the supreme power of the Brady to Moss connection. Forget this game. On to Baltimore!! J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!!
The Jets will go into the locker room at halftime and then mysteriously not emerge. Later it will be revealed that they all snuck out in embarassment and fled to Mexico.
Okay...Let's see...ah...Da Patriots 455 Da Jets 34. 34!?!? How are the Jets going to score 34 points? Belichick gave the Jets the services of Moss and Brady for the last 2 minutes. He was being nice to his old friend
You guys are crazy. Pennington will have a career day and throw for 9 TDs, all Pick Sixes to Asante Samuel.
Yeah, maybe in BizarroLand where people hang toilet paper underhand, but here in reality the Jets are hopelessly overmatched. Let me revise: Pats - Big Weiner Jets - Unwitting Poop Chute
Well on the bright side, at least Westhoff had the special teams ready, as the Pats return man never got the ball past the goal line.
Patriots - 2 Jets - 0 The Patriots will get a safety within the first 10 seconds of the game and then take a knee every down from then on just to rub it in the Jets face that they can't do anything offensively against the powerhouse Patriots defense.
Haha...Baltimore? They may not score as much but anybody we have left standing after week 1 will be laid to rest in week 2 by their D. By week 3 Tuisoapbox will be our QB and we'll all be rooting for the number 1 pick in next year's draft. (of course with this FO we would draft an OL and give him a 50 million dollar contract..or worse yet, we would trade down a few spots and draft two OLs and give them each 40 million dollar contracts..so we have to be careful what we wish for)
Godell will kick the Patriots out of the league because of the embarrassment of the score.. Jets Jizzilion, Babillion, Trigillion.. Pats - 10..
Bill Belichick himself will suit up, and return a Pennington pick back for a touchdown, punctuating the moment with an "Ickey Shuffle" in the endzone.
Namath will be sober at this game and reporters will be trying to kiss him. Male reporters. Our new FB Darian Barnes will continue Jerald Sowell's legacy by stripping down in the heat to show off the tattoo "BALL-LESS" across his back during the pregame warmups. Brady will have his Offensive Line turn around and pile on him, taking himself out for the season so that Cassel can come in kick the Jets' asses.
The Patriots Offense will activate the legendary 'one up' play style, and the Jets will be hopelessly outmatched. By answering every touchdown the Jets make with a touchdown of their own, paired with a two point conversion, the Patriots will slowly widen the gap. The score will be a ridiculous 100-84, as the Patriots simply won't bring their defensive players, and let the Jets walk it down the field. How did the Patriots exceed 96(8*12), and get to 100? Chad Pennington falls down twice in his own end zone from shame and frustration, inadvertently giving up two safeties. Meanwhile the Patriots defense goes and hands Minnesota their first loss of the season, since Atlanta isn't going to win any games anyways, defeating Minnesota 66-0, picking off Tarvaris Jackson from every position on the field. They don't get any extra points or two point conversions. Give the Vikings D some credit, plus, I mean, they can't hit a single field goal since the special teams unit is out playing the Jets with the offensive unit. Bill Belichick then becomes commissioner as he is the only head coach in the league to win two NFL games with one 53 man roster in two locations on the same day.
That is what I thought too, but Sunday will change everything you know about the game of football as the pats not only win but set precedents that rewrite the rules of the game.:breakdance:
For the first time in NFL history a teams offense will not see the field as every pass thrown by Pennington is picked off and returned for a TD. Pats - 147 Jets - 0
