Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory's First Pitch

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  1. MisterMoss

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    They were ragging him on PTI yesterday. Man, that was just bad. The ump was funny though, throwing him out.
     
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    He must have been drunk.
     
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    Wow...
    Yeah...
     
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    damn. i feel bad for him.
     
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    Any man who can not throw a ball 60 feet should be forced to wear a dress.
     
  7. MisterMoss

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    I have seen Murrell throw a football damn well. This goes under the category of "A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not necessarily a square"
     
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    Remember when the Yanks picked up Steve Trout for the stretch run 20 years ago? thats what that reminded me of.
     
  9. AlioTheFool

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    Even better, this guy appeared on Kimmel's show this week. Jimmy gave him the opportunity to redeem himself. So what did he do? Threw another away.

    So just because Jimmy's a nice guy, (or perhaps for the pure comedic value,) he let him throw ANOTHER one. The ball travelled about 45 feet, albeit in a straight line. It made the catcher on one hop.

    This guy has an arm like a 5 year old. Why would he even agree to throw out a first pitch? He must have known he sucks.
     
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    I was listening to sumthin on the radio which I think was about this, but the guy said that was the first time he ever even held a baseball when he through the ball.
     

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