What If ... (Jets Related)

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by dBLitzer28, Feb 21, 2007.

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What are you going to do?

  1. Nothing .. Just Hope the Jets will win

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  2. Beg Your son to throw the game

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  3. Swallow your Pride and Let him do his thing

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  4. Try to make your son feel guilty

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  1. dBLitzer28

    dBLitzer28 Active Member

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    What if you have a son and he grows up and becomes a "Godly" NFL Quarterback. Not bad right? ... the only problem is, he Plays for the Patriots or Bills or Phins. He has been in the league for 8 years and has amazingly won 8 straight Superbowls. Not only that but he also literally OWNS the Jets. He averages 4+ TDs, 400+ passing yards with 80%+ completion avg per game without a single loss against your beloved team.

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    What if you havent seen the Jets win the superbowl yet? The Jets always makes it to the AFC Conference Finals but always loses to your sons team. You are sick and have learned that you about 6 months left in your life. Its the post-season and your Jets made it all the way to the AFC conference finals against your Sons team. Either team is a superior team compared to the NFC champs. Whoever wins the AFC has a great chance of winning it all.

    What are you going to do?
     
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    disown him.
     
  3. ViLmAfAn5128

    ViLmAfAn5128 Banned

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    Invite him out to dinner the night before the team leaves for the game to congratulate him for making another AFC championship game.



    Offer him alot of fried asparagus, and when he goes to the bathroom to urinate.


    I swiftly put Birth Control Pills, along with Ex-Lax in his drink.


    He comes in, drinks it, can't play, is fine a few days afterwards and the Jets win it all.


    :wink:
     
  4. ViLmAfAn5128

    ViLmAfAn5128 Banned

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    good thread actually, what were you doing to think of this
     
  5. dBLitzer28

    dBLitzer28 Active Member

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    My aunt and uncle recently had a baby boy. Both of them are Giants fan and told me someday he might be playing for the Giants ... I just cant imagine my cousin playing for a team other than the Jets .. so i made this
     
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    my son would refuse to play for those three teams, just like Eli "the bitch" Manning did...only my son will be better....hopefully he follows in my footsteps but turns out to be a better QB
     
  7. Jetzz

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    Where is the option: "Become a Pats fan"?? :rolleyes:
     
  8. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    That's what I want to know. It has to be some pretty good sh*t.
     
  9. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    Being that he'll take care of his old dad because he'll be filty rich I'd let it play out...

    any championship won by fixing the game would be cheap and not the same
     
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    thegoldengod Active Member

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    refuse to be drafted by the pats...demand a trade
    tell everyone but the jets that he will play baseball instead
     
  11. -MC-

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    lol i like that. you could tell everyone your not playing football, say you changed your mind, sign with the jets and win them 5 superbowls.
     
  12. curtisstaysforever28

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    ya i was looking for that too. and why wasnt the raiders mentioned either. every jet fan i know hates the raiders. i hate them more than the phins
     
  13. All Star

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    If my son was that good of a QB I would glady convert.......
     
  14. boomer

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    I would enjoy never enjoy working a day of my life again.
     
  15. Joe Willie White Shoes

    Joe Willie White Shoes Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who has a child can easily answer this question. You root like hell for your son to win his 9th SB and the Jets be damned. Family easily takes precedence over fandom.
     
  16. Welcome to J-Ville

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    Very true. Forget the Jets if my son is an NFL QB
     
  17. nyjetsrule

    nyjetsrule Active Member

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    Very true if i have a QB for a son i root like hell for his team if he loses then i root for the Jets but family first! Remember what Joe Klecko said when his son Dan was drafted to the Patriots, Blood is thicker than Water
     
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    What the hell?


    For the record, I'd still root for the Jets, but when its head to head, family comes first, go son!

    Of course, if he was that good, I'd pressure him to sign with the Jets ;)
     
  19. dBLitzer28

    dBLitzer28 Active Member

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    Well lets say he is stuck with the Pats or Phins and doesnt want to move since he already is a household name similar to Peyton in Indy

    Given the fact that he already has achieve more than any athletes dream of. Instant Hall of Famer, more rings than his right hand can handle, riches, glam, fame .. dont you think he will do something just to see his dad enjoy the last months?
     
  20. GreenScreen313

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    whip him with a wet noodle
     

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