A nosey neighbor peered over the fence and asked little Nancy, "What are you doing?" Nancy replied, "My goldfish, Jimmy, died, so I gave him a funeral and I buried him. He was a right good fish." The neighbor laughed without a dose of sympathy and said, "A funeral for a goldfish! Silly girl! And, my word, that is an awfully big hole for a goldfish!" Little Nancy took her spade and patted down the last heap of earth. The job done, she held on to the handle with both hands to take her weight, leaned forward and said, "My goldfish was inside your cat." Edit: I like this one, too: My goldfish died. I envy him.
I JUST purchased the entire series of the original Batman TV show from the 60's. Can't wait to sit and watch it!
