Fake Eyelashes

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I have to assume that the fake eyelashes everywhere isn't just a South Texas trend. I see women all over now wearing these stupid looking gaudy fake ass black press-on eyelashes... why? I have yet to see a woman whose looks are improved by these things.
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    As I’ve always said I prefer your lips red, not what the good lord made, but what he intended.
     
  3. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I've seen them up to, what seems like, 2 inch long, even on 7th grade students. I have just been dumbfounded as to why they think it looks good.
    Most remind me of the fake eyelashes 5 year old girls used to get for playing dress up.
     
  4. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I assume between making great movies and keeping the beautiful Goldie Hawn satisfied you’ve missed some pop culture stuff. Yeah, the ladies have been putting on fake eyelashes for at least two decades.

    Count your blessings sir. You’ve never known the pain of hooking up with a woman covered in glitter body paint.


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    Or have you?
     
  5. Jets OG fan

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    Sometimes it looks nice, but overall I'm not really a fan. Same thing with the fake rosey cheeks makeup. I just don't see the allure in looking like a clown.
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Yeah, it's kind of odd. I don't get it at all. In Jr HS girls would have eyelash curlers. Being a tomboy, huh, what? Yeah, there was this crimper/surgical implement looking thing with rubber on the end, try not to blink, to bend your eyelashes upward. I can't explain it.

    It looked like the precursor of the speculum for a pap smear. WTF.
     
  7. Sundayjack

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    Crazy. Just this past week I was thinking pretty much the same thing when I saw some news woman who looked like she had little awnings over each eye. I don’t get the allure.
     
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    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Falls under OSHA eye protection statute 1910.133
    SAFETY FIRST!
     
  9. Section 336

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    If anybody needs visuals to see what this thread is about see the WNBA.
     
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    I'd add that the fat lips are not so nice either. Apparently there is actual medical involvement in producing these.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    They get injections, that shit is everywhere now too. It's also why half of the hot Hollywood starlets from the 80s all look like the Toxic Avenger now.
     
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    BrowningNagle 1992 Rookie of the Year

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    I'm usually too busy looking at their chests to notice their eyelashes myself but you guys are the fashion experts
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah I'm not a fan of the botox at all. It makes their lips look like clown lips. Not sure how that became popular, it's disgusting.
     
  16. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Yep.. The Fake Eyelash thing has gotten out of hand now. You go to bed with one woman, then when you wake up, its WTF are you? Same with the tatts. Women need attention and I get that but... looking like the Santana "Abraxas" album cover is over the top. It is not sexy at all and honestly, I would just pass on that p***y and get the hell outta there before she starts spreading chicken bones and casting runes.
     
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    Moderation is the key.
     
  18. Dierking

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    Yeah, that’s what you say now that you’ve been domesticated for a few decades. I bet Cman29 wouldn’t be squeamish.
     
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    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Yep... Cman29 would have tried to bang the crack of dawn if it was available. A lot less dangerous back then too. :cool:
     
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  20. JackBower

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    Not a fan. I could imagine that we are not compatible in any way. I'm sure that eyelash lady would look at me and think the exact same thing.
     

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