NYJ Celebrity Girlfriend Fantasy Draft

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  1. JackBower

    JackBower Well-Known Member

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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    I'll play... Give me... Suzy Almeida, Mexican Weather Girl and all time dick throb.
     
  3. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I’d like to submit another name

    Miley Cyrus

    I’ll have a detailed scouting report later when I have time
     
  4. TwoHeadedMonster

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    You know what makes me feel old? When you guys provide a list of presumably very hot young rich famous women, and the only names on the list that I recognize are Madonna and the girl to whom Brett Farve sends his croc shots.
     
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  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    List is updated. Good call on Miley Cyrus.
     
  6. Centiment

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    If Disney get involved then Dylan Mulvaney has to be right up there tbh, haha "lights blue touch paper and steps back..."
     
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    Anderson Cooper…
     
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  8. barfolomew

    barfolomew Well-Known Member

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    By 'intangibles' do you mean breasts?
     
  9. NJJets

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    I’m with you man.
     
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  10. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Gisele? That’d be awesome to stick it to Brady.
     
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  11. RevisIsland18

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    He’s already done all the sticking
     
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    Ghislaine Maxwell is surprisingly still single.
     
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  13. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Woody has already given her his Johnson
     
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  14. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Zach Wilson likes the old ones
     
  15. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Leaving Caitlyn Jenner off the list is downright transphobic.

    We don't want that besmirchment on our list.
     
  16. sackexchange

    sackexchange Well-Known Member

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    Are we really leaving Sydney Sweeney off this list? Really??
     
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  17. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Anderson Cooper scouting report

    1) Star Power:
    3/5, not much to say, but I think most have heard of him

    2) Net Worth:
    5/5.The dude is a Vanderbilt. He has that silver spoon like Woody Johnson

    3) Team Fit
    5/5. It would be very Jet-sy to counter Taylor Swift with an Anderson Cooper. We always screw up the important draft picks

    4) Player Fit(s)
    Not gonna speculate there...

    5) Intangibles
    Positive press!
     
  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'll accept Anderson Cooper, but people who are incarcerated and/or of indeterminate gender will be set to the side like Fred Thompson's Chinese inspection.
     
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    Rhianna
     
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    Those definitely count as tangibles.
     
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