I’d like to submit another name Miley Cyrus I’ll have a detailed scouting report later when I have time
You know what makes me feel old? When you guys provide a list of presumably very hot young rich famous women, and the only names on the list that I recognize are Madonna and the girl to whom Brett Farve sends his croc shots.
If Disney get involved then Dylan Mulvaney has to be right up there tbh, haha "lights blue touch paper and steps back..."
Leaving Caitlyn Jenner off the list is downright transphobic. We don't want that besmirchment on our list.
Anderson Cooper scouting report 1) Star Power: 3/5, not much to say, but I think most have heard of him 2) Net Worth: 5/5.The dude is a Vanderbilt. He has that silver spoon like Woody Johnson 3) Team Fit 5/5. It would be very Jet-sy to counter Taylor Swift with an Anderson Cooper. We always screw up the important draft picks 4) Player Fit(s) Not gonna speculate there... 5) Intangibles Positive press!
I'll accept Anderson Cooper, but people who are incarcerated and/or of indeterminate gender will be set to the side like Fred Thompson's Chinese inspection.
