Jet Awards

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  1. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    I read that Zach won the Jamal Adams "Don't Let the Door Hit You In the Ass" (GTFOH) Award...
     
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  2. jets_fan

    jets_fan Well-Known Member

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    My vote would have been for Joe Douglas.
     
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  3. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Front Office personnel are not eligible for awards... :cool:
     
  4. jets_fan

    jets_fan Well-Known Member

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    I guess Assistant GM Aaron Rodgers' 1 pass attempt makes him eligible for that award he got then. :D
     
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  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Eric Barton "What Whistle?" Award (most idiotic roughing penalties) - John Franklin-Myers

    Eric Smith "Team Mascot" Award (are you really still here?) - Ashtyn Davis (normally reserved for Michael Carter)

    Wayne F Hunter "I Offer You My QB's Severed Head" Award - Mekhi Becton

    Mark Sanchez "Golden Buttfumble" Award (viral and cringeworthy moment of the year) - Zach Wilson teabagged by Bills' Terrell Bernard
    (Honorable mention: Zach Wilson self-sack)
     
  6. JoeWalton

    JoeWalton Well-Known Member

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    Joe Douglas should get the Rip Van Winkle Award for falling asleep at the wheel. Although the NY Jets team comes with plenty of insignificant awards, batteries are still not included.
     
  7. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    Also the Tim Boyle Hail Mary pick 6.
     
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  8. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Dennis Byrd, 'Rise and Walk', I'm all for gallows humor; but I can guarantee you, the unintentional poor taste/unintentional pun is so Jets even more so because they don't even get it. I mean, the poor man is DEAD on top of it. WTF.
     
  9. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Now THAT'S funny, not the idiot poor taste of the award that went over their own heads.
     
  10. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    3/4 are great and fucking hilarious however Ashtyn Davis couldn’t hold Eric Smith’s jock. E-Smith almost murdered someone on the field and tried to at least 3-4 other times. Ashtyn Davis sucked nuts other than his free-bee interception from Mahomes.
     
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  11. TwoHeadedMonster

    TwoHeadedMonster Well-Known Member

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    I only vaguely remember -- was it Eric Smith that broke Anquan Boldin's face bone?


    Edit: It was. And the Jets scored 56 points that game. 56! Doesn't even feel like a number that exists for the Jets.
     
  12. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Yes. I was sitting in the stands in 314 a mile away and I heard the crack. I’ll never forget that sound because I really never heard any pads or helmets hit from up there.
     
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  13. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    literally.... it was almost categorized as a "black on black" crime... if that makes a difference...
     
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  14. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    MVP shoulda been Morestead or Greg the Leg
     
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  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yeah it was hard for me to give it to a guy that was cut almost right after he took the field but the Fail Mary deserves mention.
     
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  16. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Ever.
     
  17. jets_fan

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    If anything, the Boyle play should replace the Buttfumble in Jets lore. I can see how you'd run into the backside of your own O-lineman while trying to escape pressure. How in the world you give up a 100-yard INT return on a Hail Mary is beyond me. That takes a certain kind of talent, unfortunately, that's the only kind of talent that this Jets team has or ever will have.
     
  18. Ptflea2

    Ptflea2 Well-Known Member

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    He destroyed that Atlanta tightend for a safety.

    That play was pretty cool.
     

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