Would you give up a testicle for 2023 Jets SB Victory?

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Would you give up 1 testicle to guarantee Jets 2023 SB Victory?

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  2. No

    27 vote(s)
    71.1%

  3. Prefer to give up both to be absolutely sure

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
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  1. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    To avoid constantly veering to one side?
     
    #21 Ralebird, Apr 2, 2023
  2. twown

    twown Well-Known Member

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    Get Jim Nantz's tongue while you're down there.
     
    #22 twown, Apr 2, 2023
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  3. ConcordeChops

    ConcordeChops 2018 International Poster Award Winner

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    I’d give up my full set of gentleman’s vegetables. I can replace them with AI or something.
     
    #23 ConcordeChops, Apr 2, 2023
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  4. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I got it covered, poll didn't state it had to be your own testicle or even human
     
    #24 The Waterboy, Apr 2, 2023
  5. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Lance Armstrong's got this!
     
    #25 stinkyB, Apr 2, 2023
  6. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    They’ve already taken our mental health why would we give them another body part
     
    #26 BrowningNagle, Apr 2, 2023
  7. 50ShadesOfGreen

    50ShadesOfGreen Well-Known Member

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    You guys are nuts.
     
    #27 50ShadesOfGreen, Apr 2, 2023
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  8. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Lol!

    Best thread of the year.

    In my case, done with having kids. Ready to say adios to both my nuts.
     
    #28 Brook!, Apr 2, 2023
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  9. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    I haven't viewed option 3 as a free vasectomy (of sorts), but I like you line of thinking!
     
    #29 Borat, Apr 2, 2023
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  10. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    #30 Borat, Apr 2, 2023
  11. Jeff M

    Jeff M Well-Known Member

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    I voted “yes” since the question did not specify that it would have to be one of my own. Any volunteers out there ??
     
    #31 Jeff M, Apr 2, 2023
  12. Losmeister

    Losmeister Well-Known Member

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    a saggy scrotum? (just the extra saggy bits)
     
    #32 Losmeister, Apr 2, 2023
  13. NYJetsO12

    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Cripes:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    I cant even imagine the stuff Borat and you guys think up! ..I happen to like my old Balls ! They have been with me a long time smh

    I wish they would just sign the caveman already so these ridiculous Posts are history
     
    #33 NYJetsO12, Apr 2, 2023
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  14. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as Brook! has volunteered his, I'll keep mine.
     
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  15. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    You should have read the description. "one of your testicles would need to be surgically extracted".

    Say good bye to your little friend!
     
    #35 Borat, Apr 2, 2023
  16. JackBower

    JackBower Well-Known Member

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    I don't need them anymore. Take 2
     
    #36 JackBower, Apr 2, 2023
  17. Jeff M

    Jeff M Well-Known Member

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    YOU need to re-read the question.
     
    #37 Jeff M, Apr 2, 2023
  18. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Nut's out!
     
    #38 Borat, Apr 2, 2023
  19. NYGalPal

    NYGalPal Well-Known Member

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    Sure I'd cut off the guys on this forum testicle for a Super Bowl. Heck I'd do both of them! Just call me Lorena Bobbitt!

    [​IMG]
     
    #39 NYGalPal, Apr 2, 2023
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  20. amuck57

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    hell yes, but i am an old man.
     
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