Jets grab the wild card and go on a run that exacts revenge on nearly everybody that deserves it. (The seedings may not match up, but for the sake of the fantasy, it goes like this) Wild Card Game: Jets Clean the Corners on Herm and the Chiefs Division Game: Jets Smack Around Shanahan and the Broncos AFC Championship Game: Jets Destroy the Pats and the HC of the NEP Jets vs Cowboys in the Super Bowl and everybody wants to talk to Belichick to find out who he's rooting for, but he's not talking, of course. Morning of the game, the Jets announce that they've signed 60 something, Joe Namath to a 1-day contract to act as honorary captain during coin toss. Joe is alucky charm as Chad throws 6 TDs vs. Cowboys and Jets lead 42-20 with 1: 58 left in the game. True to his stubborn nature, Mangini orders an onsides kick which the Jets recover at their own 45 yard line. Chad comes out and take a knee on 1st down. On 2nd down, Namath hobbles out in full uniform. A frenzy starts to build as the crowd notices who's under center. The Jets are in max protect formation and then suddenly, break out of it with Coles and Cotchery splitting wide. Namath takes the snap, hobbles to a 5 stop drop, and throws a rainbow to Coles on a deep cross for a 55-yard TD. The announcers lose it, the crowd expodes. Al Michael's points out that the final score is 49-20, added together equals 69. And the coup de grace...Suzie Kolber rushes up to Joe after the game and says, "Joe, I want to kiss you!" And plants a wet one right on the lips. Joe puts #1 finger in the air.
And here I thought I was creative! I'm not worthy! I grovel at your feet! Probably one of the funniest posts I've seen all year!
Pretty darned good. This would be the SB to end all SB's. If we do go to the SB this year and win, the Lombardi trophy deserves to morph into the Mangini trophy. It would be one of the most unlikely and truly incredible coaching benchmarks of all time in the NFL. Oh, beating Herm to open to playoff run would be a near fainting (semi-gasmic) experience for me.
Couldn't you have something about Bellichick coming out of the stands to shake Mangini's hand,,,and Mangini slaps him on the side of the head???
I'd like it if the construction worker husband of Bellichecks side pussy ran on the field in a jets uni and murdered Belly with his bare hands.
While I'm dreaming, I kinda like this version: Wild Card Game: Jets Clean Herm's Clock at Arrowhead Chad goes up against the wrecking crew that began our dismantling in '05, except now they're a mere shadow of themselves. Still, they manage to keep it close until the final moments of the game, when Edwards mismanages the clock, squanders his last time out, realizes what he's done and looks up at the camera with that "WTF" look on his face as the double zeros come into focus. Jets 24, Chiefs 21. Division Game: Jets Smack Around Peyton Manning in Indianapolis Jets DEF have become wild men with Vilma leading the way. Harrison is knocked out of the game by Rhodes and DeWayne Robertson puts Peyton on crutches on the sidelines. Archie Manning is beside himself in the stands. Jets 27, Colts 16 AFC Championship Game: Jets Destroy the Pats at Foxboro Belichick is exposed as a good coach who is no longer surrounded by good coaching talent and finally realizes what he's lost as his best child prodegy now stands across from him on the field. He morfs into super-introvert, ultra conservative mode and refuses to even look in the direction of the Jets bench. Brady, looking worse than ever now, can't even go to the HC for consultation because Belichick is babbling to himself incoherently on the sidelines. Jets 30, Pats 17 Superbowl: Jets vs Giants. Coughlin somehow manages to eek out enough wins to get him to a Subway Series Superbowl, a NY chance of a lifetime. The Giants hog the airwaves all week long with outlandish predictions. Jeremy Shockey attends a "Gay NFL Fans" cocktail party to fend off allegations that he meant what he said when he called Bill Parcells a "homo." Tiki Barber announces his candidacy for the 2008 presidential election and Plaxico Burress attends private, one-on-one counselling sessions with Terrell Owens prior to the game to learn how the superstar handles his fame so well. The Jets quietly prepare for the game. At game time, Archie Manning gets permission to parade on the sidelines this time, teeming with anger for the Jets after whipping his eldest son, Peyton, only to have Victor Hobson accidently flatten him on the sidelines in the 1st quarter, sending him out of the stadium on a gurney. Eli totally loses it and throws repeated interceptions while Shockey is penalized 120 yards and claims it's the coaches fault. Coughlin goes into cardiac arrest as Nugent puts one through the uprights to end the game in overtime, Jets 27, Giants 24.
:lol: when i read the title i first though oh jeeze... but this ended up being one of my favorite posts since i've been on this messageboard. Good stuff!
I like those alternative suggestions...I missed the whole Manning angle. I was going to have Belichick pour gasoline on himself and have Kraft light the match.
Easily a top 5 post I have ever read on any message board I have ever been a member of. Truly classic! :up: :beer:
that was brilliant! a nice chuckle that brought! Although personally i would want the last play to be Curtis taking one over from the 1 to end his career with a TD and a ring!
