Inappropriate Humor

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    Not a fan of Superman maybe?
     
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    Brooklyn Tony stands up in class, says to Miss Jones "I need to take a piss, can I go to the bathroom?"

    Miss Jones says "Tony, that is inappropriate language. The proper word is urinate. Can you use that word in a sentence?"

    Brooklyn Tony says "Miss Jones, you're an 8, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."
     
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    One sperm asks the other sperm "hey, have we gotten to the uterous yet?"

    And the other one replies "Uterous? We haven't even gotten to the esophagus!"

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    Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
    learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
    multi-syllable word?"
    TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
    Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful."
    Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
     
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    The best sick joke I have ever heard still comes from Blazing Saddles:

    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications.....

    Bandit: Murder, Rape, Arson and Rape.

    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice?

    Bandit: I LIKE rape! ( smiles )

    ...... Mel Brooks, you sicko you.
     
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    Holy shit :D

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    What's worse than a pitbull with AIDS?












































    The guy that gave it to him.
     
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    Blazing Saddles is a masterpiece. And Spaceballs is even better. Thank you Mel Brooks.
     
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    That's disrespectful.

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