Show off your JETS fandom in a national TV commercial!

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  1. Tom Reed

    Tom Reed New Member

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    Hi Jets fans! We're looking for the greatest NFL fans to show off their greatest pre-game rituals!

    Do you paint your whole body green and white? Do you squeeze your cat into a Kerley jersey? Do you drink your coffee from a Jets helmet?

    Show us! Send a short video (10 seconds or less) of your ritual, and if selected, you'll appear in a national TV spot on a major sports network.

    If interested, write me back and I'll send details!


    Game on!
     
    #1 Tom Reed, Oct 7, 2014
  2. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I go to the movies and show up 3 hours late.

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  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I scourge myself for an hour and then stick pins in my testicles.
     
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  4. Tom Reed

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    You sure you're not a Giants fan, then?
     
    #4 Tom Reed, Oct 7, 2014
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    JetsHuskers fan Well-Known Member

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    booze usually helps. maybe drugs if I'm up to it.
     
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    74 Well-Known Member

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    I yell at my woman for an hour so I'll be too tired to scream during the game
     
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  7. JStokes

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    To be fair, Byz also does that before "So You Think You Can Dance?".

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  8. Umphpool

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    First I do two Hits of acid and a couple rips of my bong
    Then I get to the stadium and do three hits of molly in the parking lot
    Then spend the rest of the game going tail gate to tailgate until I find my way into the stadium
     
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    twown Well-Known Member

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    Tom, can I borrow your nail gun for a sec?
     
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    I do as my idol football players do...smack my family around and then "get it right"
     
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    legler82 Well-Known Member

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    I use charity donations to pay for an orgy for my underaged brother. If that doesn't get me pumped enough, I hit my kid's scrotum with a tree branch. The latter never fails to get me ready for a game.
     
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    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to Gang Green Tom. lol
     
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  13. jetsfan32

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    I try working on stopping my involuntary gestures to try and help my inept team perform during the game.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Dancing with the Stars.

    So You Think You Can Dance? is for poseurs.
     
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    I purposely start an argument with my wife during the game so I can get all the losing I can get out of my system one day a week. I have very efficient sundays...
     
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  16. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Oh no, not again. Last time I responded to one of these I ended up in an impotence commercial. Pass.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I eat caviar with my inherited silver spoon and then take a quick peak out of my luxury window to see how many paid customers showed up to support my hobby before I go back to cartoons...

    oh wait that's Woody Johnson
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    It depends. If I'm at the game, I'll grease Weezer under my Jet blankie while scoping out The Flight Crew.

    If I stay home, I microwave some cream corn for the spank bank (teller windows close at 12:55 ET).
     
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