What else would make you extra happy?

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If we win our opening game against the Raiders, what else would make you even happier going into the

  1. Pryor crushes McFadden knocking him out of the next 4 games with a major concusion

    2.7%
  2. Milliner picks off a pass in the endzone to preserve a Jets victory

    4.1%
  3. Amaro goes 8 for 8 for 100 yards and one TD

    5.4%
  4. CJ2K runs the ball 18 times for 120 yards and a TD

    8.1%
  5. Geno throws for 280 yards and 2 TDs with no INTs

    79.7%
  1. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Can I substitute a lobster tail for the blowjob? Don't get me wrong, I love blowjobs, but right now on my life I get more blowjobs than surf n' turf. I'm not really sure what that says about my life. I think I did something really right or really wrong.
     
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  3. Innocenti

    Innocenti Active Member

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    Need clarification on "Pryor crushes McFadden knocking him out of the next 4 games with a major concusion"
    Who crushes McFadden? Calvin Pryor or Terrelle Pryor?
     
  4. Innocenti

    Innocenti Active Member

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    Current thoughts:
    Pryor crushes McFadden knocking him out of the next 4 games with a major concusion
    I don't advocate the injuries of others.

    Milliner picks off a pass in the endzone to preserve a Jets victory
    It means we have been playing like crap

    Amaro goes 8 for 8 for 100 yards and one TD
    This one is interesting but Amaro doesn't play qb.

    CJ2K runs the ball 18 times for 120 yards and a TD
    This would likely mean that Ivory and Powell are both hurt

    Geno throws for 280 yards and 2 TDs with no INTs
    This would mean that CJ2K hasn't played well.
     
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  5. Jets69

    Jets69 Well-Known Member

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    Tom Brady having a season ending injury
     
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    Jets69 Well-Known Member

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    how would Amaro go 8 for 8, is he a QB?
     
  7. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    I would be extra happy if the Jets Never run another Wildcat play. For life.
     
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    8 catches for 8 yards?
     
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    Jets69 Well-Known Member

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    says 8for8 100yrds an a TD , IDK
     
  10. Jets Esq.

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    The wildcat, I guess.
     
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  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Boo! I rather enjoy them having had a healthy Brady for all but one year since '04 and continuing to fall short.
     
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  12. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    i call bullshit on the last one. cj could have 60 of those yards and a td and means they both played well. but good job trying to be a dick though
     
  13. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    8 targets 8 catches guys lol
     
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    “I’m going steady, and I French kiss.” “So? Everybody does that.”
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  15. Innocenti

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    CJ2K puts up 60 yards and you call that good?
     
  16. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    I think you're all fooled up in the head! We're ten hours from the fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your mouths! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy smokes! Blue Blistering Barnacles! We would also end up on an out-of-control Fire Engine Ladder and in a Prison Hospital!
     
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  17. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    I will sign up for 60 rec yds and a td from c.j. every week
     

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