Updated for 2012 "yo homie im drunk as shit and i really hope that i dont get banned again like in 2007 when I pissed on my dog by akzident and posted shit about the draft and some retarted picture or somethings, I don't rememberz but it was the worst months of my life. Oh shit, I need to go take a sheetz, oh shit I stepped on my girlfiends cat, since 2007 I gotz a girfriend yo and she is always out with her girlfriends and shit cuz she is depressed when she didn't make the cutz for the flight crew and I really want us to trade for richardson cuz he is like the next adrian pertetrson and shit and you know how he is the man. blahalbalablhaa My gorlfrienfd shes got a reel tough life and I met her in a parking lot behind a stipz club by Newark airport so I feel reel bad for her. I'm 23 years old and I'm still the biggest jets fan evah, in fact I put on 50 lbs just to make suyre. just gradutated from rutegers and got a job as an engineer for NJT just so I could get free rides to the meadowalnz. bets investmenty ever J-Et+S jets jets jets. yioppepeeppeeeeee "
Tjat's one of the things that makes it all so fun. 3% fact, 12% speculation, and 80% utter and complete bullshit. And I think my 3% figure is very generous...
