"They just kept running up to the line, and I'm yelling at the ref - Hey! They're not huddling up! - and he looks at me like huh??? and then Brady kept throwing balls all over the place!" - Rex Ryan "I only get paid like 36 million dollars, I shouldn't have to be out there on pass plays - but they didn't give me a chance to take a break. How do the refs allow this? - David Harris "It was crazy to see {hears fart noises behind him} Shut up Dustin! {giggles} But seriously, it was wild man. We should do something like that {pokes Mark Brunell} right old man!!! {giggles}" - Mark Sanchez
I hope you're being sarcastic about the Rex part (the other two you obviously are), if not that'd be worse than McNabb not knowing the OT rules.
Enjoy your ban. Even if this were a funny joke (it's not even remotely close), fake news is bannable.