Power Ranking the Jets Beat Reporters

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  1. talisaynon

    talisaynon Well-Known Member

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    How would you rank them?

    Mine would be something like:

    1. Manish Mehta
    2. Lisa Zimmerman

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    999. Dan Leberfield
    1000. Rich Cimini

    Anyone got their own version?
     
  2. JetsFan56

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    1a. Manish
    1b. Jenny Vrentas

    Manish seems to have a few more scoops then Jenny

    2. Rod Boone

    The rest are useless
     
  3. Johnny English

    Johnny English Well-Known Member

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    It's a lot of work, but I really like this idea. Turning the tables on them and moving them in the rankings each week based upon their previous week's output is neat.

    What you then need to do is post it on the front page of TGG and make sure it can be picked up on RSS feeds so that they'll all see it; the idea of Cimini starting to think about what he's writing because he dropped in the Power Rankings again is very pleasing.
     
  4. Jet Blue

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    I thought about this... My version has ALL NY Sports personalities....

    This way I could put FATSO at 1001

    If I were a website Whiz I'd make it a site where people from all over can vote so we can show Fatso and Cimini how utterly crappy they are.
     
  5. bojanglesman

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    1. Fatty
    2. Here's mink wid da flash.....
     
  6. Dirty6Sanchez

    Dirty6Sanchez Well-Known Member

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    1.Manish Mehta
    2.Lisa Zimmerman
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    Dirt
    Mud
    Fecal Material
    Rich Cimini
     
  7. talisaynon

    talisaynon Well-Known Member

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    This is a great idea. Wouldn't do a god damn thing for Fatcessa because his ego is way up there, but you know that smug little cunt Cimini would be hurting seeing his name below Michael Kaye and fecal matter.
     
  8. JetsFan56

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    Give this a try

    http://www.nj.com/jets/
     
  9. Jet Blue

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    I twittered S Holmes AND Cimini last week....


    lol @ the NY media trying to bait you. There was no way to answer those questions without @cimini writing a piece of ### about you.


    Twitter is the way to attack Cimini.....
     
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    back aftah dis
     
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    Rich Cimini: "ooooooh look the HC just said the Time out was the Worst call in Football History, he MUST be pissed at his QB"

    "yeah yeah, and Mark must be real upset that his coach just called him out"

    "LOOK AT THE HUGE FUED BETWEEN MARK AND REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    Sanchez: "hmmmm, WTF I don't know what complete moron makes up #### for a living out of thin air. How the #### des someone completely fabricate and imagine a scenario and then go to work that day and hand in this fabrication for their job and then publish it"


    HEY MARK HAVE YOU MET RICH #####"G CIMINI? He's the guy who calls your team mates Druggies at the Draft Press conference as wll ... A Total TOOL!
     

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