Enjoy your Aids Gronk

reminds me of the Family Guy episode with Quagmire telling peter something similar. But absolutely if I were bagging a porn star,or in this case if I were the Gronk, i would be getting on ESPN first thing in the morning to announce it live on Mike and Mike as breaking news haha

 

For the normal human this would be a hot dog in a hallway situation, but for Gronkowski? His only option is hallway's unless he wants to be convicted of homicide.

 

Girls been eating out girls since 7? Gronk knows how to pick em.

 

I've seen a couple of her videos so, yea, basically.

 

Mkes me think of that scene in Mallrats when they talk about Lois Lane being nailed by Superman.

It's impossible! She could never have have sex with Gronkowski. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he cums during sex, he probally blows a load like a shotgun blast, right through her back.

He's Gronkowski, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. The only way Gronkowski could bang regular chicks is if he does it with a kryptonite condom, but that would probaly kill him.

 

I need to go wash my eyeballs and my brain now.

 

Wooooooooooooow............

 

she must be pretty tall. gronk is 6ft 6 and her head is up to his neck

 

and everyone knows Gronkowski doesn't fear AIDS, AIDS fears Gronkowski

 

She says nothing happens, but wishes something did.

 

Seriously I am seeking this girl out at the porn convention this year and gonna get real friendly. I'll have to post a pic of her rocking my customized party boy T shirt and post it on my twitter. Sadly I know that as much as an arch fucking bushman as I am there is no way I could live up to the pounding that Gronkowski gave her.

So we've got Brandon Spikes banging a fat ugly chick on chatroulette and now Gronkowksi banging pornstars and taking pictures of her in his Pats jersey.

Dos guys ah da class of da nfl....

 

Good thing twitter wasn't around when Namath was playing.

 

Somehow the thought of Suzy Kolber in a Namath jersey kind of makes me wanna throw up.

 

...me a box of condoms. I'd hit it.

 

When is said convention?

 

Just rap it up beforehand...good chance she'll already be 4-5 guys deep by the time its your turn.

How are those porn conventions btw...when I worked at a cellular wholesale service in high school one of my (older) co-workers used to show pictures to me and the other high school workers picture of his "adventures" at porn conventions in LV. Been thinking about going one of these years when I'm done with law school.

 

It's a great time if you like to see a few skanks surrounded by hundreds of thousands of masturbation aficionados.

 

It's the Gronk, goddammit woman. She must have exit wounds at the back of her throat.