hi. i came here for emotional support. my fav team ever!1 new yawk jets r not payin my bro shaun ellis more than 900k. i kno he is 34 years old, and will prob spend the money on really good weed durin the offseason, but i want him to be paid 2million, but the jets wont!1 my life is being effected by this signed soj
I need some serious help, we have no legit backup QB. If we really want to make a run this year we need a backup QB, period. In prison Plaxico somehow lost 6 inches of height, what now? Tom Moore will only help during the season from home, I mean what if he doesn't have a computer or phone. We'll have to send film in the mail as well as letters,this just won't work. 21st century my ass. Finally, we made not a single improvement, we just brought back the same old guys that are no a year wiser and were a few plays from a SB trip. HELP ME!!
They need a thread like this on the Vikings board so that I don't get texts like the one I just got from my husband.... "Now you guys are after Mason? How many freakin' receivers do you need? My team is boring. We are gonna suck this year."
When players make mistakes I have these really weird urges to blame whichever coach I don't like the most. I get funny looks from my friends when I yell "Fuck you Schotty, stop drawing up plays with crayons!" after our defense gives up a 3rd and 12. Is this like a weird form of torretes? should I be worried? Oh god someone help me!
It's hard to keep up with all of the cries for help. Suggestion: When visiting friends or relatives, tell them you need to use their bathroom. Close and lock the door. Search the medicine cabinet for prescription pill bottles. Try the pills in various combinations until you discover what works for you. This works especially well when visiting the elderly or infirm.
Hahah this was going to be my exact post until I read this.. LOL good one bro Plax tweaked his ankle now he's gonna be out the whole year... SOJ MBGreen now opponents are just going to have to "Sweep the leg" to take Plax out of the game haha
I'm really nervous because our kicker had no tackles last year, didn't run a fake kick in for a TD and isn't particularly funny on twitter. I miss Jay Feely deeply.
I'm pissed at having to vet WRs like Burress (34) and Mason (37) as our #2 and #3... I think at their age they're very very likely to get hurt and behind them we have rookie and nobodies... NFL means not for long... I feel like Tanny kind of forgot this time around.
For as long as I can remember, the Jets have sucked. Now the Jets are good, but the pressure of their success weighs on me. Deep down I want them to fail. I hate myself. Should we sign Bulger?
