Louis Murphy arrested for Viagra posession

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  1. Mambo9

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    Rotoworld: Raiders WR Louis Murphy was reportedly arrested Sunday morning for possession of Viagra without a valid prescription, failure to obey an officer, and non-violent resisting arrest.
    All three charges are misdemeanors. Murphy was pulled over for a loud stereo, first ignoring the officer then refusing to show ID or put his hands behind his back. It was until after Murphy consented to a vehicle search that officers found 11 Viagra pills in a bottle with the label torn off because the receiver didn't want his girlfriend to know his performance was artificially enhanced. Murphy was also arrested back in 2006 for marijuana possession.

    http://www.gainesville.com/article/20110403/articles/110409897


    Raiderjoe, I'm sorry but it looks like Murphy will have trouble being your vertical threat :D.
     
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    But did he have headphones on?
     
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    What the fuck? Viagra is illegal to have without a script? Sucks for RoN
     
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    You think he is going to take the fall for Al?
     
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    I thought he played a little stiff last year.
     
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    Lois 'Slapdick' Murphy

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    He needs Viagra to jerk off? That's bad.
     
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    Hey Murphy might have come up short but there is so many weapons on offense for the Raiders to compensate . I don't need Viagra to get excited just thinking about the offense the Raiders are going to put on the field in 2011.
     
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    So, in other words, you are walking around with a hard-on thinking about the Raiders players for the rest of the year?

    Cool story, bro.
     
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    So Murphy cheated on his 40 time. Nothing like taking a bunch of viagra and running a 40.

    Johny Holmes would have been a Raiders 1st Round draft pick.
     
  12. LeonNYJ

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    How does a 23 year old need Viagra? Doesn't the whole seeing a naked woman who wants to have sex with you usually do the trick?
     
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    Viagara? Is it a product to enhance your abilities and finish off in a Niagara Falls like burst :p?
     
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    Whoops, extra a, my bad. And yes, it does that. It's one of those that gives you one of those monstrous loads.
     
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    Neither do the Defensive Coordinators in the AFC West.
     
  16. Raiderjoe

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    Thats funny that Raiders offense was ranked higher than jets in almost every offensive catergory.

    In just one year Hue Jackson took that offense from one of the worse, to the top 10 in the NFL. Raidersa improve their pass blocking and the offense will make another gigantic leap next year.
     
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    it was so much nicer when you werent here to create more absurd comments for everyone to make fun of you about. how is that jamarcus manning guy working out for you.
     
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    Absurd Comments???????? How about facts. Go look it up yourself at Nfl.com Offense stats for 2010 . Tell me what part im making up.
     
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    Hi I am Raiderjoe and would like to clean cum, I mean cum clean..............

    I am a complete fraud. I try and get under everyone's skins with fake stupidity, fake bullshit and used to get a rise out of everyone. While it may look like I really left TGG for approx 2 years because my fake team got clobbered 38-0.

    Really the reason I left TGG is, all the regular posters figured out my fraud agenda. They made my posts and agenda look like what I am, a stupid troll.

    As a present to TGG I will now buy a gun and shoot my parents and all relatives and then put the barrel in my mouth and pull the trigger. This is my present to TGG for putting up with my bullshit all these years.

    Signed Yours Truly

    Al
     
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    Whatever dude. If you play in a shitty division with a weak schedule, you'll have better stats. SD had great stats too. Oakland and SD didn't make the playoffs.
     

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