I intentionally went through this thread waiting for that. Kudos to you sir. That was the first thing I thought too.
The guy is a human clean-up bull. FYI (cut and pasted from elsewhere): A clean-up bull is one that is turned out to breed the cows that didn’t conceive through Artificial Insemination. If we examine the life of a clean up bull, we recognize that he works about 45-60 days a year. He sires between 15 and 30 babies annually, for which he has no further responsibility. He has “relationships” with dozens of females every year but he doesn’t have to “live” with any one of them. Being a clean-up bull has some serious advantages over being the high-dollar sire that only gets to transfer his genes via artificial means.
Man, that's gotta be tough...I wouldn't know what to do with 8 ten year olds either. Stay out of pediatrics for a while is my advice.