Congratulations..you were better

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Fin-atic, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2004
    Messages:
    27,177
    Likes Received:
    14,477
    You should see what he does to people holding boxes of icecream!
     
  2. Capt. Ace Nick

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2007
    Messages:
    884
    Likes Received:
    19
    Thanks man.....gotta question that has always bothered me. Where do you put your penis in a dolphin?
     
  3. Jets n Boys

    Jets n Boys Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2008
    Messages:
    6,203
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ooooh...IJR is actually a pretty decent guy. He was just giving u a hard time. Did I mention the Inglourious Basterd is a Mod as well?
     
  4. ........

    ........ Trolls

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2007
    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    'Idiots' meaning 'men who foolishly prefer women'? Yes, I know you have them on your board. They go by nyjunc, WhiteShoeWillie, KOZ, etc...
     
  5. ........

    ........ Trolls

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2007
    Messages:
    7
    Likes Received:
    0
    LOL. We only have 4 and a half hours left on our 24 hour period of unbridled gloating. Don't ruin this for me :up:
     
  6. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2002
    Messages:
    38,094
    Likes Received:
    32,181
    Hey Stranger! Nice of you to drop by Matt. How's little Finny doing these days? He should be walking and talking by now. Did you teach him to say "J E T S JETS JETS JETS yet? :)

    Yeah, we won yesterday and finally broke that dang streak of yours too. I have a feeling by the end of this season, we'll be fighting it out for the Division title and dancing on the Patriot's grave as well. You guys got a damn good young QB in Henne. He might never be Dan Marino, but he'll be alright a few years down the road.

    Cya next time pardner!
    C
     
  7. TommyGreen

    TommyGreen Trolls

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2002
    Messages:
    8,564
    Likes Received:
    2
    Sorry, I can't see any of your posts without that Ricky Williams Sports Illustrated avatar.
     
  8. ThunderbirdJet

    ThunderbirdJet New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2005
    Messages:
    6,697
    Likes Received:
    0
    Classy post. I never did see the point in posting at other team's MB's, but whatever. It always devolves into some juvenile trash talking instead of being a good poiunt- counter point football exchange. This thread is an example of that. Too bad.

    There is a place for trash talk... but it knows no bounds, and that's too bad. I'd love to sit down , have a brew and talk football with you if the oportunity ever presented.

    I think this division will be dominated by MIA-NY for a while now, and thank God. Let the Pats suffer a while. Should remain and even become a more ferocious rivalry now. I also think in this new world order of the AFC East, the Fins will still be looking up... but at the Jets, not the Pats. :beer:

    Oh... see my sig. Sorry Iggy...:)
     
  9. MexicanJet

    MexicanJet Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    2,261
    Likes Received:
    333
    We were also better last season.. -__-
     
  10. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2004
    Messages:
    15,188
    Likes Received:
    3
    I'm glad you asked that.

    Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
     
  11. The Sanchise

    The Sanchise Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    1,064
    Likes Received:
    1
    Now, get back to tending all those miami men, Sergio,
     
  12. Capt. Ace Nick

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2007
    Messages:
    884
    Likes Received:
    19
    Classic. Thanks.

    Now can someone from Finhaven teach me how to bang a male dolphin.
     
  13. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    1,860
    Likes Received:
    13
    :lol:

    I think I'm going to add Dolphins to my growing list of animals to mate with. They sound hot.
     
  14. pats-hater

    pats-hater Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2005
    Messages:
    6,096
    Likes Received:
    0
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly
     
  15. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2008
    Messages:
    18,107
    Likes Received:
    1
    why did you ban me after one post?........I didn't think the truth would hurt you guys that much......my mistake i suppose.


    Anyways.....go fall off a cliff. :smile:
     
  16. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2005
    Messages:
    15,236
    Likes Received:
    6,096
    any conversation about a hot rivalry for the afce crown that doesnt include a single mention of the pats is a victory in itself.
     
  17. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2006
    Messages:
    11,429
    Likes Received:
    1
    Lol telling them you want anal with their wives is no way to endear yourself to fin fans. Most are not married anyhow, same sex marriage is illegal in Florida..............

    Op: Nice post...... good game last night............
     
  18. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2003
    Messages:
    14,967
    Likes Received:
    4,932
    go to finally fast.com
     
  19. rex-N-effects

    rex-N-effects New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    498
    Likes Received:
    0
    Those sites are all scams
     
  20. Fin-atic

    Fin-atic New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2002
    Messages:
    1,384
    Likes Received:
    0
    Hey man whats up? Good to hear from you. My son recoverd and is doing great. He is 13 now...yet it was that long ago..but I will never forget the outpouring of support and care I got from many of you here. A reminder to all of us that this is just entertainment and there are real life things to deal with and we are alll fighting this game of life on the same team.
    Yeah I am real happy with Henne and some of our other players...we are on our way and I think the Pats will become irrelevant soon. I dont know about you but I am sick of those guys.

    Take it easy Cman and we will catch you later.
     

Share This Page