Ooooh...IJR is actually a pretty decent guy. He was just giving u a hard time. Did I mention the Inglourious Basterd is a Mod as well?
'Idiots' meaning 'men who foolishly prefer women'? Yes, I know you have them on your board. They go by nyjunc, WhiteShoeWillie, KOZ, etc...
LOL. We only have 4 and a half hours left on our 24 hour period of unbridled gloating. Don't ruin this for me :up:
Hey Stranger! Nice of you to drop by Matt. How's little Finny doing these days? He should be walking and talking by now. Did you teach him to say "J E T S JETS JETS JETS yet? Yeah, we won yesterday and finally broke that dang streak of yours too. I have a feeling by the end of this season, we'll be fighting it out for the Division title and dancing on the Patriot's grave as well. You guys got a damn good young QB in Henne. He might never be Dan Marino, but he'll be alright a few years down the road. Cya next time pardner! C
Classy post. I never did see the point in posting at other team's MB's, but whatever. It always devolves into some juvenile trash talking instead of being a good poiunt- counter point football exchange. This thread is an example of that. Too bad. There is a place for trash talk... but it knows no bounds, and that's too bad. I'd love to sit down , have a brew and talk football with you if the oportunity ever presented. I think this division will be dominated by MIA-NY for a while now, and thank God. Let the Pats suffer a while. Should remain and even become a more ferocious rivalry now. I also think in this new world order of the AFC East, the Fins will still be looking up... but at the Jets, not the Pats. :beer: Oh... see my sig. Sorry Iggy...
I'm glad you asked that. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
why did you ban me after one post?........I didn't think the truth would hurt you guys that much......my mistake i suppose. Anyways.....go fall off a cliff. :smile:
any conversation about a hot rivalry for the afce crown that doesnt include a single mention of the pats is a victory in itself.
Lol telling them you want anal with their wives is no way to endear yourself to fin fans. Most are not married anyhow, same sex marriage is illegal in Florida.............. Op: Nice post...... good game last night............
Hey man whats up? Good to hear from you. My son recoverd and is doing great. He is 13 now...yet it was that long ago..but I will never forget the outpouring of support and care I got from many of you here. A reminder to all of us that this is just entertainment and there are real life things to deal with and we are alll fighting this game of life on the same team. Yeah I am real happy with Henne and some of our other players...we are on our way and I think the Pats will become irrelevant soon. I dont know about you but I am sick of those guys. Take it easy Cman and we will catch you later.
