Facebook exchange between me and my dolphins fan friend. DOLPHINS FAN: I wake up this morning, the rays are in first place, my fantasy team is 1-0, the dolphins are 1-0 and the jets are terrible. Woooooooooooooooooo. # ME: Can't wait til week 9 when the Dolphins get blown out by the Ravens. Then I'll laugh. Then again, I'll only have to wait until Week 3 to laugh at the fish. September 15 at 9:22am # DOLPHINS FAN: I forget the last time the jets beat the fish it's been so long. September 16 at 12:15pm # ME: hahahahaha! 26 minutes ago