I would kind of be happy if we got Jackson with some kind of low risk deal after all he did provide me with one of my favorite moments when it comes to Patriot Fails [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNH-En9TqZY[/YOUTUBE]
I can't help myself... "It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar A real dive, but I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said "Hi, Gil!" You have to yell, he's hard of herring Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin, on porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids, just for the halibut Well, the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole! Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna, 'Salmon Chanted Evening' And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she's giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance -- You know, a piece of Pisces! But she said things I just couldn't fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink! She drank like a.......She drank a lot I said, "What's your sign?" She said, "Aquarium." I said, "Great! Let's Get Tanked!" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said, "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows." She threw me that same old line, "Not tonight, I gotta haddock." And she wasn't kidding, either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said, "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here!" What a crab! This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said, "A-balone! You're just being shellfish!" Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil Because he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over...it was a fluke...but there he was, lying on the deck Flat as a mackerel...kelpless I said, "Forget the cods Gil, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!" Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me She said, "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish. What's your name?" I said, "Marlin." I think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! Well from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams!!! I think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!!" Happy Wednesday.
I'd be down for Marlin. Can't have enough depth at DB right? (i think we learned that in the Colts AFC game.)
:up: Agree with this 100% Anything to keep Coleman off the field. I can't believe he's even still on the team.
Get up stairs and put some goddamn lotion on! I like the idea of bringing in Jackson. Between him and Lowery, the Jets would have more flexibility at both CB and safety.
Marlin Jackson, Eagles agree on two-year deal Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on March 10, 2010 2:42 PM ET The Eagles are set to find out what Marlin Jackson has left after ACL surgeries in back-to-back years. The team announced Wednesday they agreed to terms with the former Colts cornerback on a two-year contract. It's believed the Eagles will convert Jackson to free safety. If that doesn't work, the team will have a surplus of well-paid cornerbacks. Jackson, like Ma'aake Kemoeatu in Washington, got a contract without being full healthy yet. Perhaps it's a growing trend: Teams trying to get a bargain on a banged-up player. ^ Leon Washington????
Can anyone provide a reasonable explanation for how Drew Coleman has sustained a roster spot for this long? Because it's totally mind-numbing.
