Peyton Manning has neck surgery

Manning undergoes procedure on neck

The Indianapolis Colts have announced QB Peyton Manning (neck) underwent a procedure Tuesday, March 2, to relieve pain in his neck caused by not winning the superbowl. The pain has existed intermittently for the last four weeks. The issue is believed to be resolved. Manning fully expects to participate in the team's offseason workouts and continue to choke.

 

I understand the injury was discovered while bobbing up and down on Bill Polians lap...

 

I heard they wanted to widen his trachea to prevent future choking problems.

 

While they are at it why don't they shorten his giraffe neck.

 

Fuck you - I thought of this joke this morning but I couldn't get online to post it.

 

That is certainly a great one! :rofl:

 

I would need neck surgery too if I had to support that giant fetus head all the time.

 

With all this recent seismic activity they decided it would be a good idea to earthquake-proof his head.

(See? Common ground for AFC East football fans... making fun of Peyton Manning. :up

 

I was gonna say, it's about time they fixed that hyper-extended neck he's had forever.