Look a few posts above where Jetophile mentions marriage, hence my offer to officiate. Reading comprehension is a serious matter, son.
Why does everyone infer that Kelly is a man?? I've never seen anything that would make me think that. Anyone care to enlighten me?
Well this points out that if the Bears management actually mentioned Rhodes, while he was still under contract to the Jets, then they're tampering.
The Bears never mentioned Kerry's name. In an interview, Lovie Smith said one of their priorities is to upgrade the safety position and he is removing Danieal Manning as the starting FS. This is just speculation, but legitimate speculation. It's really putting two and two together. Bears looking for a safety, Rhodes could be available for them. Also, guys, Kerry will be a UFA if we don't pay him his roster bonus.
No, they have to terminate his contract which would make him a waived/cut player. This isn't the MLB, there are very few option bonuses in NFL contracts. The only contract like that on the Jets is Revis' current deal.
No shit...think I was just making a stab at the useless comment you made there. I read the thread, son.
LOL. Actually, the damage was inflicted by the pendulous breasts of a paramour during a spirited lovemaking foray.
Once again your conceit fails the test of consistency. Nice try, BTW, claiming to be a brand new poster and then immediately jumping into the Kelly fray.
Conceit? Why so brusque? Kelly's oeuvre is legendary on various Jets-oriented message boards. I'm 67 years-old, so have ample time to fill the void of my day by perusing.
I'm sorry you take offense to my description of your posting identity as a tired and flawed conceit. Perhaps schtick is more appropriate?
You seem like an angry individual, directing your pain and frustration at me for some inexplicable reason. I apologize if I do not meet your rigorous standards. I'm new here, and did not realize you were the moral and intellectual bellwether of this site. A thousand pardons, "IgnatiusJReilly". LOL.
Not angry, more disappointed. It would have been a decent poster identity if you could have kept it up. The Cimmerrian was a great example. He was a thousand times the feauxster you are, and I find it tragic that you'll outlast him. I just don't see the point of embracing a gimmicky identity if you're going to do such a poor job of it.
