The Official David Clowney does not have A.I.D.S. Thread

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  1. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    It's a stupid comparison.

    Kale and bean soup would be awesome right now...
     
  2. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    I didn't know we were holding him to Palin debate standards.

    Man, that joke was a low hanging fruit. I'm kind of ashamed.
     
  3. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    About the joke or about the "low hinging fruit" metaphor?
     
  4. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    The joke. The metaphor is sound, and it's the best way to describe easy jokes.
     
  5. Jetsfan711

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    I like Gholston and think he will have a breakout year this year.
     
  6. 624

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    1 TFL and a QB pressure?
     
  7. ace_o_spades

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    And 1 PD when Brady Quinn throws it rite at his facemask trying to throw it out of bounds
     
  8. Miamipuck

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    Speaking of low hanging fruit.............How did anyone miss this thread title?

    Clowney's so bad he can't even catch aids............
     
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    Nice...I love how his reason is that he heard some fact about 1/50 African-Americans having HIV. More likely that he did some other action that got him worried the morning after.
     
  10. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    All the ugly sluts that fuck second string atheletes rejoice.
     
  11. rico college

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    OK you have my vote for worse and tasteless thread title of the year.
     
  12. WhiteShoeWillis

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    either that or some of his twitter bitches wouldn't blow him until he got tested.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It's also the best way to describe gay porn stars.
     
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    I hope it's Yankee Bean today.
     
  15. BadgerOnLSD

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    I made the same joke about Jonathan Carter 5 years ago.
     
  16. All Gas No Shake

    All Gas No Shake Well-Known Member

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    he also had a game saving tackle on cj in the titans game

    im going to preface my post by emphatically stating that gholston career is in no way analogous to bricks ...

    however, in gholstons defense, he is not an olb. when he was playin earlier in the season, he was playin a lot of de with his hand(s) in the dirt.

    like 624 said, even if he was who we hoped he was, he wouldnt have been in the game. he does enough shit wrong on his own, you dont need to conjure up scenarios where hes fucked us
     
  17. WhiteShoeWillis

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    nickmangold

    1 out of 10 people in America has bad breath. Becuase of this I went to the dentist. Don't worry people the results were negative. 12 minutes ago from UberTwitter
     
  18. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    lol at mangold.
     
  19. jetsyankeesfan6

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    yeah- mangold definitely has a good sense of humor.
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    bahahahahahahaha
     

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