Sunday morning headlines.....

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  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    i can already see it coming....there will be no jet love on sunday.

    "Jets bounce happless Bungles 24-0"

    Articles will read something like this:

    Perhaps the 'gift' the jets received week 17 of the regular season wasn't such a gift afterall. Perhaps the Bungles really are 'that bad'.

    Having rested their starters in week 17 and having 6 days to prepare, the Bungles had no answer for the Jet's one dimensional offense that included a handfull of trick plays from Brad Smith and a straight forward running game. Essentially the same offense Cincy faced 6 days earlier.

    And they had no answer for a rookie head coach's defense that benefited greatly from a weak schedule.

    Perhaps it was the Bengals that didn't belong in the playoffs.




    i can only imagine how they'll spin things when we crush manning!!!
     
  2. sunnygs97

    sunnygs97 New Member

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    who gives a shit as long as we win
     
  3. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Whoa. Get ahead of yourself much?
     
  5. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    What kind of a name is Willburrrrrrrrr?

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdRH3NdkAFc[/YOUTUBE]
     
  6. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Do you have the answers to Sunday's crossword puzzle too?
     
  7. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    Headline



    Who gives a shit lets win
     
  8. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    wanna pick some lotto numbers for me
     
  9. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    maybe the post will go with that one.definitely not the daily news though
     
  10. Rockefella

    Rockefella Trolls

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    Don't want to get ahead of myself here but OP is right. If the Jets win all that will happen is the win gets discounted and we probably drop further in a power ranking. F it. I like being the underdog and having that chip on the shoulder
     
  11. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    The Colts fans will whine until the NFL eliminates blitzing and press coverage.
     
  12. Lynkx

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    Manning Rule:

    If a team rests it's starters against you during the final three weeks of the regular season, you must rest an equal number of starting/valuable players should you face this team in a rematch, in the playoffs.


    Addendum: Teams will be penalized for making eye contact with Peyton Manning.
     
  13. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Second Addendum: Fifteen yard personal fouls will be enforced for breathing Manning's air.
     
  14. jetsyankeesfan6

    jetsyankeesfan6 New Member

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    DALLAS DOMINATES EAGLES! JERRY JONES JIZZES IN HIS PANTS.






    jets edge bengals. 2+2=4
     
    #14 jetsyankeesfan6, Jan 7, 2010
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