How can Sanchez slide now?

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  1. Jtuds

    Jtuds Active Member

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    Rex explained in the presser that they had Girardi come in not because Mark didn't know how to slide, but because when Mark played baseball, he slide on his left leg which is the knee brace leg and they don't want it getting caught on the turf.

    Girardi was teaching him how to slide on his other leg.

    So now if he wears 2 braces what will he do? Slide on his butt? Even if he doesn't wear a brace on the right leg, there's definitely some pressue and torquing applied when you slide, which may not be good for a sprained ligament.

    Let's hope he can avoid any serious contact the rest of the way.
     
  2. ScotsJet

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    He'll need to just run out of bounds every time. They should bring in Santana Moss to teach him about that.
     
  3. bojanglesman

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    Maybe he should try a cannonball like in the pool.
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    hahaha I was thinking that.

    Just sit down, or do a double foot slide and slide on his ass.
     
  5. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Take a knee, as soon as someone gets close just drop like he was shot.
     
  6. MBGreen

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    you mean like what Clemens does after the snap... when the pass rush comes after him?
     
  7. bojanglesman

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    I think that's a form of the Chicken Dance.
     
  8. Twombles

    Twombles Active Member

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    I was thinking the Clemens sideways fall routine
     
  9. MBGreen

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    Clemens sideways fall routine = The People's Elbow

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  10. greaser

    greaser Well-Known Member

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    He was completely BAD last night no doubt about it.
     
  11. Andy_M

    Andy_M Well-Known Member

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    That's really suprising since he hasn't seen game action in, what, 2 YEARS ???
     
  12. bojanglesman

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    I guess its better than the People's Interception. Unfortunately leads to the People's Punt a lot.
     
  13. RevisNWash

    RevisNWash New Member

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    i thought all mexicans played baseball he should know how to slide
     
  14. bojanglesman

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    At least they know how to end a sentence with punctuation.
     
  15. nyjunc

    nyjunc 2008 TGG Bryan Cox "Most Argumentative" Award Winn

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  16. GordonGecko

    GordonGecko Well-Known Member

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    maybe all that sliding training messed up his knee and made him injure it in the game
     
  17. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    hes going to start falling on his side hurt both of his elbows and then try to play in a body cast then our main problem will be how is he going to slide in a body cast.
     
  18. nyjunc

    nyjunc 2008 TGG Bryan Cox "Most Argumentative" Award Winn

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    Maybe we should have a rule that our QBs can't dive forward agsinst the Bills on the road. That's how we lost our last franchise QB althouhg he hurt his shoulder but he was nevre the same after that injury.
     
  19. duketogo

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    We better build Sanchez a pair of bionic legs, just to be sure.
     
  20. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Or he could end up like this-

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    That's how Jamarcus should play.
     

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