How would Jets fans be if Trump had bought the Jets instead of Woody Johnson?

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Would there be a lot of people on TGG.com with various avatars making fun of Donald Trump? I wouldn't mind making fun of Donald Trump in my avatar. Especially if he sucked as an owner.
     
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    NDmick Revis Christ

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    this team would be a circus.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I bet if Donald Trump was the Jets' owner, Joe Willie Namath would be the Jets GM by now, and 80% of Jets fans would be screaming to get him fired.
     
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    Trump to Hartsock after Sunday's disastrous penalty:

    "You're fired!!"
     
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    with haircuts like Big Ern McCracken.
     
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    Ivanka as head cheerleader? Better than the girls from Lookers we have now.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I bet if Donald Trump was the owner, the team color would have changed twice, first to whatever colors his wife of the week liked, and then later to black and gold flake. And the Jets would be called the Poker Chips.
     
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    He'd probably move the team to AC and built a stadium/casino for the Jets to play in. You could bet on the game while watching it live.
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Donald Trump would have ordered Joe Willie to hire Steve Spurrier right out from under Snyder's nose.
     
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    Donald Trump would outright ignore all standard processes in hiring a coach....and would proceed to award the job to the next winner of the apprentice.
     
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    At least we'd have a fine selection of meats at the games.

    $500.00 Prime Rib and a $10.00 beer.

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  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The Flight Crew would have appeared in 2001, and they would look like really hot high-class strippers, instead of the low-rent strippers that are on the Flight Crew right now.
     
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    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    I was thinking their uniforms would like suits, or those tuxedo t-shirts.

    Fireman Ed would be called You're Firedman Ed.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Ed would have a bit spot on The Apprentice where Donald would point over to Ed on the side of the set and Ed would go 'F!-I!-R!-E!-D!' and Trump would go 'You're Fired!'.
     
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    Fuck these fuckin' stupid fuckin' "what if" threads. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN SO STOP WONDERING!
     
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    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    I bet if Donald Trump was owner of the Jets they'd be sitting in that pretty marble palace on the west side come next fall. And yeah I think they'd be a total circus, what with Trump spending more time finding cheerleaders to boink than managing the business.
     
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    I bet that we would all eat lots of pudding and dance to Russian folk music.
     
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    Trumpinski's going to get you for that one. He has eyes everywhere.
     
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    I'll bribe him with Vodka and Korean drinky girls.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Donald Trump would get into a war of words with Jerry Jones after Trump and Namath successfully manage to sign Terrell Owens before the Cowboys manage to get a deal put together. Owens is paid 80 million dollars. Daniel Snyder calls Trump to congratulate him on the deal.
     

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