Alvin Keels Pool PartyW

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  1. nycztonee

    nycztonee Active Member

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    i should've ah-ess-vee-peed.

    I thought a person needed to come out of law school to become a sports agent.
     
  2. Kaiser

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    You just have to know the right people. No degree required; as you can see.
     
  3. Scruggy

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    That party was fuggin hecka krunk. I drank like 17 shots of Gray Goose and barfed in the pool. I was hecka embarrassed, but everybody was really nice to me. Alvin even let me borrow a dry pair of trousers.
     
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    Homeboy works in one of my companies buildings in downtown Norfolk. He wants to get a new lease in our best building. Should I deliver a turd sandwich?

    Also apparently he is being bought out by Jay-Z.
     
  5. FriendlyGiantsFan

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    So at one point does the only pro-Keels poster on this board (954jet) come in and telling us we're being raciest and shouldn't hate on a successful black man?
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Has anyone called that number yet?

    757-642-8102
     
  7. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Alvin will be here to defend himself soon.
     
  8. FriendlyGiantsFan

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    Hopefully with more literacy than he showcased in those clips.
     
  9. JohnnySample

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    I can just picture Tannenbaum sitting across a table from Keels not understanding a single word the guy is saying. No wonder there is no deal signed yet.
     
  10. Jtuds

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    What attracts a player to an idiot like this instead of a real agent? Unreal.

    Might as well let these guys represent Leon:

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    ...I had to....
     
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  13. Jtuds

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    His pool party is very "Ez-glue-siv"
     
  14. Jets n Boys

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    Damn, I missed it. Deleted by the user...any other clips on the tool?
     
  15. Jets n Boys

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    U should post more...(**hint hint** Avatar **hint hint **)

    ps, I still hate Kerry.
     
  16. dbrickawall

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    Those vids were online for 1 or 2 years, and not even a full day after they were posted on tgg.com they're deleted by the user? Quite interesting...
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's what surprised me too.

    HEY ALVIN! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
     
  18. kinghenry89

    kinghenry89 New Member

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    I think it probably had more to do with being posted on Deadspin, but the same point applies.

    Am I the only person who thinks that this reflects really poorly on Leon Washington? I mean, what kind of judgment do you have when you entrust your career and your family's financial future to that guy?
     
  19. JCotchrocket

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    It means he makes poor financial decisions.

    ...which has nothing to do with the fact that he's a crazy-good football player.

    If all the great football players with poor financial sense left the game, we'd have a league full of Brad Smith's.
     
  20. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    You are going to regret this.....:grin:
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