Random thoughts on Clemens, Rex, 2009/10

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  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    1- Clemens borders on PUSSY. I would have punched out Rex, punched Sanchez in the teeth, then calmly walked out onto the practice field and thrown 3 TD's.

    2- What a breath of fresh air to have Rex running his mouth. Add me to the 'I love it' list. Someone put a tent up over this circus. It's incredible and will (has?) put OUR NYJETS on the map. Bring it on. Gotta love it. Gotta.

    3- We will get better as the season goes on. 'Better' defined as Greene getting in a groove, Washington out to prove a lot, Sanchez recovering from oral surgury he would have needed if i were clemens and lighting it up against chad and a few other weaker teams, and our D rendering eli and others a 0.0 passer rating.

    4- Making the playoffs in a nail biting close call with the pats. One single play will send us to post season. Can't wait for it.

    5- Watching Keller destroy the nfl.

    6- Post game press conferences from rex and players (yes, players. manpussy is out a here). Wondering how rex will be after a loss, and can't wait for rex pressers after a big win.

    7- Hoping manpussy and the Browns struggle.

    8- Hoping Ghost goes from Casper to (insert name off really bad ghost here). Extra good dream: Ghost records 7 sacks in first 4 games, Pace rides the pine, Ghost goes on to an LT pro bowl career.

    9- Hoping Coles, Baker, and Favre miss the playoffs.

    10- Hoping the jets return to Cortland next season.

    11- Hoping Obama doesn't say "Rex is the best coach the Giants have ever had" when they shake hands at the whitehouse.

    12- Hoping there's still talent when the jets pick at 32.

    13- last, hoping we beat the pats, BB snubs rex at midfield (ala manpussy), rex takes exception and knocks BB out cold.
     
  2. plinko

    plinko Absolute Ruler

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    1. You are dumber than Clemens. He realizes he is making a million dollars this year to carry a clipboard and you would hit your boss.
     
  3. TheCoolerGlennFoley

    TheCoolerGlennFoley Well-Known Member

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    Your manhood would've let you to the UFL after getting suspended this year and no NFL team would touch you as a free agent.
     
  4. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    Stopped reading after the first sentence.
     
  5. IIMeanDeanII

    IIMeanDeanII Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Meh.. I thought this thread was kinda funny to be honest, I got a laugh out of it. I liked it. :)

    I hope you're right on most of your predictions! Especially the part about Rex knocking Belichicken out, good stuff.
     
  6. DownAndOut

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  7. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    yeah in know....but clemens has gotten beat out 4 times in training camp, and keeps taking the high road. get pissed damit. no emotion from him at a point he SHOULD be very mad.
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think Rex Ryan would kick the shit out of Kellen Clemens.

    PolterGholston.
     
  9. AbdulSalam

    AbdulSalam New Member

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    Please go and try to punch Sanchez and Ryan. Make sure that you give a camera to somebody first so that we can then have a picture of the greasey spot on the floor after your are stomped into oblivion.
     
  10. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    yeah just like vick, right?
     
  11. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    hahaha

    funny stuff.

    I take none of it seriously. Actually the only part I'd change is Gholston making BT ride the pine not Pace. Pace was a Probowl alternate.
     
  12. kinghenry89

    kinghenry89 New Member

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    Seconded.

    Bad news for Clemens: he's not good enough to start in the NFL. He should do exactly what he's doing: grin, hold the clipboard, cash his paychecks, and wait for an injury.
     
  13. Italian Seafood

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    Pretty sure Coles won't be in the playoffs unless he buys tickets.
     

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