Which one of these analysts is the biggest TOOL?

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Which one of these analysts is the biggest TOOL?

  1. Mark Schlereth

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  2. John Clayton

    21 vote(s)
    22.8%
  3. Mel Kiper Jr.

    19 vote(s)
    20.7%
  4. Todd McShay

    12 vote(s)
    13.0%
  5. Mike Golic

    2 vote(s)
    2.2%
  6. Chris Mortensen

    5 vote(s)
    5.4%
  7. Shannon Sharpe

    20 vote(s)
    21.7%
  8. Merril Hoge

    11 vote(s)
    12.0%
  1. week17magic

    week17magic New Member

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    And post why, lol.
     
  2. week17magic

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    I chose Merril Hoge because I literally think he gets confused when he speaks for over ten seconds.
     
  3. Skender51

    Skender51 New Member

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    john clayton because he just looks like a little nerd and it never feels right listening to him talk
     
  4. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    I hate listening to Sharpe but the crypt keeper is easily the biggest "tool" of the bunch IMO.
     
  5. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    notice how Mike Mayock and Charley Casserly are not on this list.

    That means ESPN sucks.
     
  6. MBGreen

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    I chose Sharpe.....because the guy needs a translator.
     
  7. GBA

    GBA Well-Known Member

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    Mel Kiper III (Todd McShay)
     
  8. MyFavoriteMartin5

    MyFavoriteMartin5 New Member

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    Nice, you know i never truly noticed that until now, I choose Mcshay. mcshay is really arrogant. He didn't think dustin keller was worth a first round pick. Plus he had andre smith going no. 1 for weeks before the combine. To me Andre Smith doesn't belong anywhere near no. 1. I see Smith as just a big guy who dominated in college because of his size. No one points out that he got wrecked in the SEC Championship game.
     
  9. Miamipuck

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    This is a tough call. You have the crypt keeper and then S. Sharpe looks like he should have a bag of oats by his desk and last but not least T. McShay sucks Rock Hudson ass.......... wow this really is a toughy.
     
  10. brothermoose

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    'cause he's full of it...and should be on the radio.

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  11. al_toon_88

    al_toon_88 Well-Known Member

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    How many people who watch ESPN can name one team Mike Golic played for....

    The guy runs his mouth as if he's the greatest athlete who ever lived.
     
  12. Scottso

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    This is not a fair competition. How in the hell is anyone supposed to compete against John Clayton at being a tool? That guy is the biggest tool on TV.
     
  13. MobiusOne28

    MobiusOne28 New Member

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    Clayton is absolutely, no doubt, the biggest tool of these guys. Todd McShay's up there too.
     
  14. penny10jet

    penny10jet New Member

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    Now, a follow up question?

    Which of these threads has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Jets?

    a) this thread
    b) all the other threads (although they are incredibly repetitious) that are Jets related

    Five stars to whoever gets this one right

    But anyways, Mel Kiper. He's washed up from what he once was, which isn't much. He's lucky for the Jets because the only good quote he's ever had is (cover your ears if it hurts to hear it too much) "The Jets just don't understand what the draft is all about"
     
  15. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Not even close. I honestly think Clayton gets more votes because he's unpleasant to look at.
     
  16. Cellar-door

    Cellar-door Active Member

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    I can't believe that Mortensen has no votes, he should have every vote, he breaks about 5 stories a year, problem is they are all bullshit he made up, at least the other guys are sometimes right, mort is useless
     
  17. JetFanInPA

    JetFanInPA Well-Known Member

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    He's not always right (like all people), but you have to appreciate Mel Kiper, the work he does for the draft and the fact that he's a big reason why it's so popular today.

    And I tend to disagree with much of what Mayock says, but that doesn't make him a tool..

    Oh, but I really don't like Todd McShay at all..
     
  18. GBA

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    Mortensen is a huge douche, no doubt, but in my opinion there are bigger tools in the shed, so he doesn't get my vote. Kiper really doesn't bother me all that much.. at least he kinda knows what he's talking about most of the time.
     
  19. Scottso

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    Yes, I agree with u in the sense that that is why he got the most votes. I prefer to look at vaginas rather than tools, so I think someone that is unpleasant to look at can be perceived as a tool.
     
  20. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Sharpe is so fucking annoying.
     

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