http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2...matt_cassel_sure_has_a_right_to_be_peeve.html The football star was in line for the bathroom at ESPN?s Tampa Bay Super Bowl bash Friday night when a drunken reveler tried to cut in front of him. ?Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals,? a spy tells us. Moments later, the fella barged in and proceeded to purposefully pee directly on Cassel?s leg. After security tossed the drunk, Cassel headed back out into the crowd, wet pants and all.
I'd be willing to bet that The New York Post did it better. Ah, my dream job - not the gossip column - dreaming up headlines! There are so many works of art that have been produced by that yellow rag over the years, I can't even count them! It's usually a gem that escapes public attention, on let's say, a Wednesday. Front page, back page, sometimes I wrestle with what's funnier. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: God Love The New York Post. A great headline all by itself...where do I apply? Well, where?! It's not like other newspapers have much to do with journalism or anything.
Patriots Cassell pissed on at Super Bowl per roto: According to a gossip column in the NY Daily News, Matt Cassel was urinated on in the bathroom during the Super Bowl. An intoxicated man allegedly tried to cut in front of Cassel at the Raymond James Stadium urinals. After Cassel told the drunk to wait his turn, the man "barged in and proceeded to purposefully pee directly" on Cassel's leg. Security tossed the liquored-up individual, but Cassel was forced to return to his seats with smelly wet pants. He'll surely be able to replace them with what's set up to be an exceptionally lucrative offseason. Source: New York Daily News
I can't believe someone would get stupid drunk AT the Super Bowl and get booted. What a fucking idiot. I sure hope he is a Jet fan, otherwise he missed a classic game.
Perhaps, next, someone could shit on Beli-cheat's ratty old hooded sweatshirt. I would enjoy hearing about that.
thats better than any game... you peed on an NFL starting QB. You can't watch a replay of that... he's a hero, I don't care what team the QB plays for, its amazing.
Ooof. I think it was Patriots Planet that had that very picture of him on their main page - but worse, it bounced on and off/in and out of the screen like a giant turd. Horrible - horribly bad.
