what if Gruden gets run over by a truck on the way to an interview with the Jets, has to get helicoptered to an ER in Cincinnati because a major power malfunction that blacks out all the hospitals in NY, and while there the Bengals fire Marvin Lewis and make Gruden an offer he can't refuse. do we hire Marvin Lewis and LB's coach?
i only read the first few replys to your post and just wanna say this is a good post. pay no attention to the nay sayers who want everthing handed to them without a drop of thought or thinking. i surprised ppl like section227 don't just watch espn and wait for the 'truth'.
I read somewhere that St Louis is expected to name their coach as early as today and it's not Ryan (obviously). Can't find the link now but it was a nobody. The perfect Jet candidate.
-i heard Shanahan is taking a year off to spend some time with his elven brethren at Keebler. -I also heard that Rex Ryan wants to take the Rams job because, "I finally met Joe Namath and he kissed my wife." -Then Pioli fires Edwards, picks up Spags for KC. -Brian Billick gets hit with a coors light truck in a freak accident in the sound editing room. The director was quoted saying "these commercials usually dont require much filming, we usually just edit press conference clips and film crowd reactions, but I thought driving an actual Coors Light truck into the coach would bring a more authentic quality to the whole experience". -BC HC candidate now appears to be an actual candidate, and due to this rumor, a day before a second interview hes found dead at his home by his family. innards removed, torso sliced open, epidermis peeled back, and his body stuffed with Boston baked beans and hand sewn back together. -the next day Schotty JR and Bill Callahan are reported missing after having interviews scheduled at the Jets facility on the same day. -the Jets are frantic and in a flurry of bad luck decide to interview Jets Herman Edwards. -Herman Edwards, 10 minutes late for his interview, scare the Jets into believing another Candidate will dissapear or face an even worse fate, so authorities are notified and sent to Edwards hotel room to check on his well being. As NYPD enters the hotel room, the bodies of Jeff Jagodzinski, Schotty JR, and Bill Callahan found in his hotel room. Edwards now aka The Boston Baked Slayer was quoted as saying "You kill to murder the VICTIM! YOU KILL TO MURDER THE VICTIM! I dont know how else to explain it. if a pig and a elephant are in a knife fight, you just gotta ask yourself. did the elephant remember to bring a knife? cuz i heard elephants dont forget. or so im told. i think thats what i bring to the table, that knife fighting elephant mentality. cause if the knife dont cut ya, the feet will trample you. get my drift. I planned on getting rid of the evidence, but poor clock management led to my capture" -The Chargers finally wake up and fire Norv Turner and hes the new HC of the Jets.
I know what we will do.....start another thread accusing BF of ruining our franchise so he can be the HC of the Jets.
I would think that Russ Grimm would shoot up to the top of board. His name has been in the mix, but since woody and rex "hit it off" grimm's name has dropped like a rock.
Well I would have said Russ Grimm or somebody like Billick or Marty this time yesterday. But now I would say maybe Jon Gruden. And that isnt necessarilly a bad thing.
Not meaning to dis the poste. I just get sick and tired of all the "what ifs" this time of year and now the coach-hiring thing on top of it. Just me being grouchy... can't wait for the draft and then TC to start.
