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JohnHall, Longer time, no championship. 40 plus years to be more exact. Check out the youtubes then try to answer the question of what Woody was thinkin'... or drinkin'
Yeah... and the reason they build fences around graveyards are because people are just dying to get in....
Actually in 1966 Ted Marche pioneered the manufacturing and distributing of rubber dildos and other sex toys, 3 years before Favre was born.
Three quarterbacks, Manning, Romo and Brett Favre, go to heaven to visit God and watch the Monday Night game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking a question. He asks Manning first: What do you believe? Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God cant help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Romo and says, What do you believe? Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; Ive always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields. God is greatly moved by Tonys sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: And you, Brett, what do you believe? Favre replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
Bill simmons had this to say today- Q: If you were playing dodgeball and had first pick of anyone, who would it be? -Blake, Cedar Rapids, Iowa SG: I'd say a QB makes the most sense, because they're used to throwing bigger balls with a quick release. So the answer should be Georgia's Matthew Stafford. That kid has a bazooka. But I'd pick Brett Favre just for the chance to make the Eric Mangini Did-Somebody-Just-Fart-in-the-Car Face after Favre singlehandedly kills my team by getting picked off two minutes in.
Kinda of a lame, bizarre punchline when you consider this guy has been part of about 50 more TDs than everyone else in the entire history of the game. This reads more like someone heard a Ryan Leaf or Tim Couch or Alex Smith joke, saw people laugh at it but never understood why it was funny, and so they changed the name to Favre and thought it would still be funny.
