You guys might not want the jets to go to the SB

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by SomeNoob, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. IATA

    IATA Trolls

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    I hope you're right, I put my entire bomb shelter on the line with this score...
     
  2. Italian Seafood

    Italian Seafood New Member

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    You should have told the authorities, they never saw it coming.
     
  3. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    Here is the problem with this thread. If the Jets DON'T go to the SB ww3 will probably still break out so wtf?
     
  4. jesterjetman

    jesterjetman Active Member

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    Ive also had a dream my whole life= for the jets to win the superbowl. truth is, regardless of what happens to the world it wil probably mark he end of my life because ill have nothin else to live for
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Maybe his dream is less of a sign that there's going to be WWIII than it is that the Jets are going to win it all this year. :wink:
     
  6. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    *cue X-Files music*
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    What a thread to bump. This is one that should have been hijacked.
     
  8. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    this thread got weirder after i stopped looking at it. i guess we dont have a prophet on our hands.
     
  9. Br4d

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    I smell Grogan.
     
  10. Altoona

    Altoona Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit! I had the same dream except it was a nuclear cruise missile that was launched from the Bahamas by Al Q. terrorists. How bizarre!! The Jets were scheduled to play the Giants in the Superbowl and the game was delayed by a week for national security concerns. In my dream, however, the nuclear portion of the payload failed to detonate and so while the damage was truly devastating at the point of impact, (your bedroom and living room) the nearby surrounding areas were largely unaffected. Brett Favre dedicated the game to you and the dalmation fire house dog that was badly burned during the heroic but ultimately futile attempts to rescue you (and your common sense) from the burning debris that was once your home. Btw, the Jets won the game 28-24 on a bomb caught by David Clowney with 44 seconds remaining. The Giants get the ball back and two long passes to Burress and Boss respectively leave the Giants at the Jets 36 yard line with 2 seconds remaining. Tynes misses wide right, the Jet win the Superbowl and Championjets69 suffers a massive seizure rendering him unable to speak, write or control his bowels for the same duration of time it took Woody Johnson to bring a CHAMPIONSHIP TO THE NY/NJ/CT METRO AREA.

    Hey, it was a dream so it has to be true, right?

    I'd consider moving right now if I were you. :rofl:
     
  11. puddnhead

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    "somenoob" indeed.

    how do you ask to have a thread moved? this clearly does not belong in this subforum.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Start an argument with him and get him to insult you and it can be moved to the TT forum.
     
  13. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    How is this shit still alive?
     
  14. puddnhead

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    I take it you've perfected that technique, Mr. Jizz? :wink:
     
  15. slimjasi

    slimjasi Well-Known Member

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    It's remarkable that this thread was ever started. At least it definately provided some good laughs.
     
  16. honestcl

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    Only had time for one hour's sleep after the Pats game before getting up for work but still had time to dream that I was walking down the street and saw a kid in a Jason Trusnik replica shirt.

    Given I live in England I can't see that one coming true!!
     
  17. Yisman

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    I should start a thread about my dreams. I've had some interesting and detailed ones...
     
  18. TitansGiantsBears

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    A old New Yorker who hated Bostonians and an old Bostonian who hated New Yorkers were at a flea market and saw an old lamp they liked. They both touched it at the same time and a genie popped out.

    The genie said, "Since you both rubbed the lamp at the same time, I will grant each of you one wish."

    The obnoxious Bostonian demanded to go first. He gave the New Yorker a nasty glare and said, "Remove all New Yorkers from Boston and build a concrete wall 100 feet high to keep them out of the city forever."

    The genie blinked and said, "Your wish is granted."

    The genie then turned to the New Yorker and said, "And what is your wish?"

    The New Yorker smiled and said, "Fill it with water."
     
  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    No. I invented it.
     
  20. NewestJetFan

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    Who gives a shit about your dreams? You live your life this way? Incredible!
     

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