Matt Cassell is the next Tom Brady. We are truly cursed. (Anti-Karma)

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  1. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    What the hell are you trying to do here?

    Honestly Mangini and the rest of the team are so scared of Cassel I wouldn't be surprised if they don't even drive to the stadium on Sunday. They'll stay in Florham Park. In fact they may just decide to fly to San Diego a week early.

    Pats 46-10 in fact I think the Pats will have 7 sacks and the Jets will only rush for 7 yards and we'll have negative 19 yards of total offense at the half.
     
  2. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Stop that Cassie before you start trouble.

    Pats 74 (new NFL record)

    Jets -2 (give up a safety in the process)
     
  3. erasmus

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    I can't bring myself to type in the number, but we of course have no chance....I mean really this is the patriots we have here, and ask any Patsy fan.....they aren't even going to break a sweat in crushing us. I am sure their running backs will have 500 yds on Sunday.

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  4. Revis Flytrap

    Revis Flytrap New Member

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    I see that there has been an edit
     
  5. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    No No you have it all wrong;Brett is going to wake up on Saturday and decide to retire again.
     
  6. Danny Boy?

    Danny Boy? New Member

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    C'mon lads, get real.

    Pats 27
    Jets 9
     
  7. Gorgen

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    C'mon Jet fans be Optismtic!!!

    I bet Jets-1000

    Pats-0

    Favre will throw for 1000 INT

    Casselll turns into Favre

    Maroney 100 TD

    ........
     
  8. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of getting real:

    Pats: 44
    Jets: 3
     
  9. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    I didn't realize we were allowed to have Cassel kick FG's for us....I need a rule check.
     
  10. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    how does your logic and math work?
     
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Too little too late, pal. We all know what a Jets homer you are.

    Pats - 86
    Jets - Buried next to Hoffa
     
  12. masivemunkey

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    I'm not sure it counts as anti-karma if all the posts are massively sarcastic. Here's some real anti-karma:

    Cassell didn't look too bad against KC and Randy Moss is still easily the best WR in the NFL IMO. If Cassell doesn't make any huge mistakes the Patriots could still be a hard team to beat.

    If Cassell is good: 28-20 Pats
    If Cassell sucks: 24-13 Jets
     
  13. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    dude, there is a theme to the thread.. FOLLOW IT!
     
  14. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Go away! We don't need overly optimistic Jets homers around here, we only want realistic fans. This one won't even be close. It'll be a blowout after the 1st qtr.
     
  15. masivemunkey

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    Fine...

    68 - 0 Pats

    Brady comes back into the game in the forth quarter and throws three more touchdowns to Moss while in his wheel chair. Farve and Mangini both retire during half time and the Jets move to the CFL.
     
  16. Revis Flytrap

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    :rofl::rofl::breakdance:
     
  17. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    :rofl2: well done sir.
     
  18. Danny Boy?

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    Hmmm....this could happen....except Manginus doesnt retire....he gets fired.
     
  19. CaneJet

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    The Meadowlands will be sucked up by a wormhole, where the game will continue on endless loop, and the Patriots will continue to score for all eternity. In a billion years the score will be 56 billion to 3, and counting.
     
  20. cassie96

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    OOPS........But Brett is HOT!!!!!!

    Favre is going to KICK THEIR BUTTS......

    If you thought the coach was going to die on the spot last week with the QB injury...wait till you see him this week...when Brett the Jet takes over the game!

    CAN'T WAIT for the game to start!!!!!
     

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