NFL Predictions (Everyone)

Stop lookijng at your predictions after I saw the AFc east predictions. The Fact is the AFC East was probably the worst divison in football last year, and yes they might be a little better this year, but your severly overrating that divison. Its still not very good.
IF another team besides the Patriots finish above .500 I will be supprised.

 

i think his prediction might be due to the easier schedule our division recieved due to its horrible overall performance last year. or its the cycle of divisions we play happens to be an easier one than last year.

either way theyre predictions for a reason cause they can be wrong or right.

if anything i see the jets going 8-8 or 9-7 thats if everything goes well no key injuries and our players actually showing up this yr. although if jenkins turns out in true form i think our d will instantly be a turnaround story of the year to be honest. thats a big if, we will see.

 

Did you actually look at each teams schedule and do this out? I think just looking at it quickly that your predicitons aren't possible within the schedule.

 

The only he overrated was the 7-9 Raiders. Consider youself lucky if u even smell anything close to a .500 anytime in the season, let alone finishing with it.

 

I like predictions but hopefully the Bengals will be better than 4-12.But its to early to tell with any team.You never know what will happen with injuries if any teams QB goes down things can change.

 

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that was a genius idea - respond to his bullshit with his own contradicting bullshit... well done sir.

 

This was abysmuls idea. He recommended that we all start doing it in one of the UTT forum threads.

There's so much material available on here now that we could probably do this with every one of his posts if we really wanted to. Abysmul is right, we should all try this.

 

Thats right he said it first. Props to Abyz. As long as I have the time and patience to search jeaux's posts, i'm following suit.

 

Sorry but I don't consider making predictions fun. ITs a serious business. I think thats why Im called Nostradamus on this board. (because my predictions are usually right on the mark)

 

I think you're the reason why people shouldn't sniff paint thinner.

 

I knew it... you couldn't be serious with all the shit you've said here... its all fake and lying... good to know you come to just to fuck around- cheers.

 

I'll build you up to the AFC East instead of doing us first.


AFC North-

1. Steelers 19-0
2. Browns 19-0
3. Bengals 19-0
4. Ravens 19-0

AFC South-

1. Colts 19-0
2. Jaguars 19-0
3. Titans 19-0
4. Texans 19-0

AFC West-

1. Chargers 19-0
2. Broncos 19-0
3. Raiders 19-0
4. Chiefs 19-0

NFC East-

1. Cowboys 19-0
2. Giants 19-0
3. Eagles 19-0
4. Redskins 19-0

NFC North-

1. Packers 19-0
2. Vikings 19-0
3. Bears 19-0
4. Lions 19-0

NFC South-

1. Saints 19-0
2. Panthers 19-0
3. Bucs 19-0
4. Falcons 19-0

NFC West-

1. Rams 19-0
2. Seahawks 19-0
3. Cardinals 19-0
4. 49ers 19-0

AFC East-

1. Bills 19-0
2. Jets 19-0
3. Dolphins 19-0
4. Patriots 18-1*


*Caught cheating.


It's like kindergarten: Everyone wins. Except the Pats, for obvious reasons. And Jason Taylor and the Dolphins are still gay.

 

Criswell predicts! Criswell predicts...!

9 Aug 1970: Fidel Castro assassinated, by a woman.

1973: Communism falls. Secessionist black state of Mississippi formed.

7 April 1975: San Francisco wiped out by earthquake.

27 Aug 1977: Lago Maggiore, Switzerland, boils as a result of violent volcanic action which continues for six weeks and kills thousands.

1979: Juvenile delinquency problem solved by 'ray treatment' which converts all transgressors into meek conformists.

Late 1970s: Antigravity discovered by female Nebraskan physicist.

21 Jan 1980: New York City is abandoned, owing to its growing tendency to sink into the sea. A replacement is constructed further inland -- 'at great expense'.

28 Nov to 21 Dec 1980: Pittsburgh, USA, suffers uncontrollable cannibalism after a sudden release of gas from a large chamber caused by the folly of hubristic science. Over one thousand flesh-mad and blood-crazed men will wander through the streets suddenly attacking unsuspecting victims.

1981: All previous forms of birth control are superseded by putting contraceptives in the water supply, adulterating the electricity grid with certain ionic particles that prevent conception.

1982: Rogue planet named Bullarion hurtles past Earth causing worldwide earthquakes and storms, destruction of cities, changed shorelines and the rising of Atlantis.

11 Feb to 11 May 1983: St Louis, USA, suffers uncontrollable female baldness thanks to gaseous fumes polluting the city's air, caused by the folly of hubristic science. Beauticians will be beaten, slashed and shot. Divorce courts will be swamped with irate husbands seeking freedom from their bald-headed wives.

1987: Atomic holocaust -- somewhat disruptive except in Wyoming, where they have particularly splendid nuclear shelters.

1 May 1988 to 30 Mar 1989: United States suffers uncontrollable lust owing to clouds of an aphrodisiacal fragrance released by the folly of hubristic science. Many men will flagrantly expose themselves in public.

18 Oct 1988: Giant meteor strikes London, leaving a crater eight miles square. This is a good thing, because a large public park will be constructed around the 200-foot bulge of the meteorite and become a fantastically popular tourist attraction.

9 June 1989: Denver, Colorado, falls victim to a strange and terrible pressure from outer space, which will cause all solids to turn into a jelly-like mass. Citizens who through diligent overeating have already become jelly-like masses may well get away with it.

10 Mar 1990: First Interplanetary Convention held, with human colonists from the Moon, Mars, Venus and Neptune gathering on the only logical neutral ground for all their diverse habitats ... Las Vegas.

1 June 1995: Utopia on Earth is very nearly achieved thanks to the elimination of pajamas, nudity taboos, fossil fuels (in future stoves, the 'yellow flame' is solar), dietary bulk, disease, crime, competitive marketing, eyeglasses, tight bodices, basketball, football, tennis, boxing, racing and natural insemination.

1999: Over 200 space colonies now exist. Their inhabitants are the only survivors when, on 18 August, a mysterious space force sucks away all Earth's oxygen -- with the side effect, unpredicted by purblind and hubristic science, that Earth loses its gravity and wanders off into space.



I'm only going to stick with the Jets. I predict 9 -7.

 

Jeto! :lol:

You're amazing, you know that? :grin:

Oh got your e-mail, haven't had a chance to answer yet. So much to tell. *yikes!*

 

^^ Those are some great predictions. Makes me want to write a book and cash in.