Time to powder up fellas

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  1. Jetzz

    Jetzz Active Member

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    Tell me someone broached the subject.... :lol:
     
  2. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    I've only used the Gold Bond when I've been irritated in the past. I sweat pretty hard, even in the winter time, so I have to use powder on my balls all year long. The majority of the time, it's Johnson & Johnson's regular old stuff. Sometimes I'll splurge for the "with Cornstarch" version. I only go for the Gold Bond if necessary. Not because of the tingle, but because I'm cheap.
     
  3. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    dude if you use corn starch, youre gonna make chinese food in your pants...stick to Bonds
     
  4. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    There's nothing wrong with the cornstarch. Anyway, when I have powder on down south, I don't sweat there, so no worries. Again, I'm cheap, plus, there's no need, so no Bond for me. I've been doing this for 20 years now. I know what I'm doing. :wink:
     
  5. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    hard to argue with 20 years of experience
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I laughed in between dry heaves. That's a first.
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    $7.49 at Stop & Shop for the big green container. OH BABY. I can hardly wait. nothing like the first sting of the spring
     
  8. The Predator

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    I first learned about powdering my balls about a year ago when one of my new roommates got out of the shower, pulled out this HUGE jug of baby powder and proceeded to pull the front of his boxers away from his body and pour what must've been a pound od powder down there. He explained the reasoning behind it, and soon enough all four of us living in the apartment had our own industrial sized jug of powder on the counter, and a permanent pile of powder on the floor.

    Hell, I think I'm going to powder my balls right now....just alking about it has got me in the mood.
     
  9. Pavlus53

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    ^ Yes, the powder can make quite a mess on the floor. I jump back in the shower/tub area when I powder. No more powder on the floor!
     
  10. OhioJetsFan

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    Absolutely. Independent confirmation here; powder the stones in the tub... no muss, no fuss.

    It's a tradition I've handed down to my son. He now finds happiness in Gold Bond medicated.

    Not only will it keep Swamp Ass at bay, it will "rectify" chapped Swamp Ass.
     
  11. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    I used to powder my balls, but I stopped a few years back. My black boxers had baby powder marks, which wasnt attractive looking. That and my GF wouldnt dome me up if I tasted like something you sprinkle on a baby's ass.
     
  12. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    dome you up eh? haha. I over powdered today because I was too excited. I almost jumped in the lake to cool off
     
  13. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    I thought "suck me off" was a little too graphic for this thread. That and it might lead to sidetracks, which would take away from the brilliance of the original topic at hand...
     
  14. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    This thread is sooooooooo refreshing! :lol:

    Thanx guys....
    This one's on me :beer:



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  15. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    I must be detached. 33 replys and this thread hasn't descended into schoolboy quips.#
    Dusting balls? Really? My god some of you are already geriatric.
     
  16. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Listen Gus, I dont know how you Brits roll...but us Yanks like to have fresh minty balls....by the way....Use Number 4,532-Makes you run faster at high school track meets.
     
  17. fenwyr

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    I have been educated... Why did nobody tell me about this before?
     
  18. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    we all just assumed you didnt have balls....:grin:
     
  19. 17a_tailgater

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    i have been powdering since i was 15. i powder my under arms chest shoulders balls shaft B.A.C and asshole.have a routine every morning
     
  20. fenwyr

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    :lol: FFS, go fuck yourself. That was a pretty sweet burn though.
     

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