well that wonderful time o' the year has arrived. A bit early this year but it has arrived none the less. Jonnyd can no longer leave the house until he has powdered his c%k and ba%^s. My powder of choice is Gold Bonds extra strength medicated. While I do encourage powdering virgins to try powdering the fellas this year, I stronogly recommend you do not start with Gold Bonds ES medicated. Start slowly with baby powder or something real gentle on the nut sack. The Gold Bonds still gives me quite a rush in the morning-sort of like porkin a peppermint patty, but after a couple minutes its perfectly refreshing. So get out there and powder your balls and feel the difference:beer:
keeps em from stickin the side of your leg in the heat...no sweaty balls....prevents rashes if your suseptable to that kinda shit...dude, give it a whirl-delish. Some call it gay, I dont see it.
better to be called gay than have to scratch in the middle of your big PowerPoint presentation to upper management.
You know, at first I thought he meant boring old Cocaine! But I was happily surprised to open this thread and find I wasn't the only one who powders his balls and crotch and taint! Gold Bond medicated powder in the big institutional green bottle! YES! I use it everyday after I get out of the shower. Seriously, once you go medicated, you'll never go back to that other stuff. Remember: Just because Johnson & Johnson own the Jets, doesn't mean they own your Balls and Crotch and Taint! Try Gold Bond today!
You can powder your balls. Your friend can powder their balls. But you can't powder your friend's balls.
Funny I have my wife blow the dust off my balls :breakdance: The only time I can remember such a condition is when I had the snip and they shaved my ball sack.....so jonnyd.......is downstairs...a little baron????
Pete Schweddy: Well, there's no beating my Balls. They're made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
I hear you! With the nice weather we have been having, I have been riding my bike quite a bit the past two days. That powder is a life saver. You can even order special powder for just this time of year. Try Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Yes, it is a real product. http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/shop/catalog/product_1_6_oz_Powder_cat_2.html
Good thread...been a loyal Gold Bonder (regular strength) since I learned about on Phish Tour when I showered once a month or so. Keeps the whole undercarriage silky smooth . And as my friend says, "when you put it on, it feels like a thousand tiny angels kissing your balls."
Ill tell ya what else....heres a tip for the fat guys....gotta pair of shorts that maybe a re little too snug on you? gotta pair that makes you look like Jack Tripper playin tennis with Larry Dallas? Well the powder acts sorta like a shoe horn and juuuuuuuust takes the tightness feeling off a bit. It might even give you a false sense that you lost like 2 lbs since the last time you wore em! goin to CVS
Haha...earlier this semester, I had a class with some kid...and he was digging at his package during his entire 5 minute PowerPoint presentation. I don't know if it was a nervous habit or something, but it was great. The professor's face was priceless. Hilarious...If I ever see him around campus I'll tell him about the powdering technique.
:lol: Back when I had to take my speech/public speaking course, we had this one kid, who reached for his balls every 30 seconds, it was hilarious. Best part was, each speech was recorded, and analyzed in class the week after.
