Mmmmmmmm... fucking lesbians. ETA: By the way, Melky now has more HRs than A-Rod, Giambi, Damon, Cano, and Jeter combined.
Something needs to be done about baseball in April. I can't wait till Minny starts playing games in April without a dome.
Come on now. You're just being cranky, right? The dude is 25 years old, and has hit .297 (rookie year), .342, and .306 (in a year when he struggled for the first half). I doubt he'll ever be the most patient hitter in the world, but he's a pure hitter, no doubt about it. It sucks to see him struggle like this, though.
Well, like last year, the more cranky I get, the better this team plays. Assholes. As for Cano, he's never going to be a patient hitter. A good hitter, yes, but I can't see him being the kind of guy you can consistently rely on to get a key single.
